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Good morning from Mumbai. Hope you guys are all well!
I've got quite an interesting read that sums up the last decade of driving from my eyes + a 6-month update on living with the 330i M Sport.
I was born and raised in a house with a RWD enthusiast Dad, who himself had a RWD car in his father's garage (my granddad's Dodge) + his absolute and unconditional love for the Contessa (yes, the Indian muscle car), and happened to marry a woman who grew up in and around a Chrysler Imperial (6 cylinder, RWD) and together, both of them couldn't digest Front Wheel Driving as 'fun'.
It was destiny that drove me to get into German entry-level cars (true entry, not FWD badge slaps) with slight tweaks to their suspension treatment for epic levels of grip.
I'm talking about affordable cars that aren't true 'M's or 'AMG's or 'RS'-es. If Porsches were more affordable, I'd be in one right now.
I'm saying -
THE JOURNEY FOR THE PERFECT CAR
After what seemed like ages of driving an incredible Mercedes C class, tuned to my liking and where the on board computer had spent years learning about my heavy right food, my off kilter braking, & turbo spool pumping, I had an accident in this incredible car that gave me the chills. Nothing too serious, my wheel popped off at high speed, leaving the car on the ground, dragging this gorgeous chassis into the ground. I controlled the car to a stop and through a very helpful random Sikh man who was convinced God saved me, found my wheel and tire, called for a flatbed and knew at that very moment that my confidence in this car was up. Time for another decade and the beginning of something new.
I remembered an old ex's Skoda Octavia RS which looked absolutely incredible from the mid 2000's. Black and blacked out, with everything looking menacing. I wanted something meaner, something darker when it came to the headlight design. Something that backed all that up with Rear Wheel Drive power instead of the RS's FWD rally+rollcage set up.
Booked a test drive of a C43 AMG through everyone's favourite American Indian (he's a friend, so not naming directly) who's probably the sweetest guy in the car scene. He really helped me out with understanding what I wanted and even came to the service shop himself to help me out with checking the car.
I was quite impressed but the car lacked 'pizazz'. Was clearly set up just to make noise by Mercedes and had a whole lotta 'oomph' but almost no design element that made it stand out. Plus a 205 to replace the 204? No WAY
My 204 handled better + has hydraulic steering, and if engined swapped, would smoke the holy shit out of the C43 205 since its wheelbase and pseudo-new tech was just not up to the mark.
After a year of searching high and low, turning every rock in my way, I came across the M340i. This beast. This pure energy. Took the wind from my lungs and swept me off my feet in a heartbeat.
There's a massive 'BUT' with this car. Can I leave it out with that quad tailpipe? Can I not care if I'm busy doing something and the car is all alone in the rain? Can I sleep at night without thinking about someone keying my car or stealing a hubcap? Absolutely not. At close to 90 Lakhs on road (regardless of where you are + upgrades), there's no way in hell I'm spending years of savings on a car with Xdrive which severely beats your mileage, constant need of 100 octane fuel that eats your pocket from within and can never truly ever be a sleeper as it's as fast as M3's of old. Props to you folk who bought it and enjoy it. It's a gorgeous beast, one that I can't tame just yet.
So I went the Audi route. Tested the S5. Fell in love again, fresh warm butterflies in my stomach until I realised it was a CBU and there were no used ones for sale just yet.
A used 330i pops up. M-Sport. M Performance Exhaust already installed. Multiple M kits already on the car including the carpets. Portimao Blue with Mocha dark seats. The colour called to me and I went running.
I called for a long test drive. Requested a late-night one as I wanted to be alone in the car to breathe it in, and see if it was the right fit.
Booked the car in under an hour, asked for a discount, asked a complete detail, paint correction, modes of finance & a free ceramic coating as I'm really not into the PPF scene.
It's been 6 months of driving this every single day. I bought the car at 6k KM and have already passed 13k KM, averaging about 1k KM a month, not counting the first month of breaking it in.
It revs like a dream, reaching unholy speeds MORE than capable of being at the limit of traction constantly, an incredible tourer for 5-6 hour drives through the gorgeous Maharashtrian countryside, with epic mileage even with a heavy foot. Brakes are blinding quick, exhaust notes are of epic measure and nothing till date has beaten me on a straight open road besides the M340i and the M8 (both owned by friends who clearly wanted me to see that I'm slower).
This is a dream car for me. A daily with practical usage within the city, incredible suspension that takes potholes with ease, fits my entire family and sometimes whole groups of friends, handles the heat & cement roads with finesse. And when you get an open tar twisty or straight, it throws me back to games like Driv3r, Gran Turismo, Burnout Paradise. Places where tar was sticky and made up.
This Rear Wheel Drive obsession led me here over a used M340i, A6, a used CLA 45 AMG, an S5, and a used C43 AMG.
That's pretty much it.
For the daily, it's incredible. For the track and taking on bigger engines like the V6 or an Inline 6, not happening.
Watch out in the rain if you're ever driving a 330i in peak Mumbai Monsoon. This car is finesse, BMW at its finest. They've rewritten their wrongs and built a car that bangs, pops & cracks on every level of enjoyment. It's pure joy and I'm proud to own it. With all its bells and whistles just a few meters way from me as I write this, I can't thank you enough for your time in reading this.
Cheers and have a good one!
-K
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