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I have written this one also on Quora ( link :
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This one is very interesting.
Was tried on us at Jaipur, however did not fall for it.
Being a city famous for tourism Jaipur is always flooded with tourist. I traveled there with my wife and son to have a good family trip.
As usual the taxi driver we booked from hotel were extremely humble, friendly and talkative.
Here it comes.
D is for driver. M is for me.
Other characters will get added as we move ahead.
D : Where you will be visiting in Jaipur sir
M: Khatu Shyam Mandir and nothing else.
D: Sir that is absolutely right however, I strongly feel you set visit more places in Jaipur.
Now we were intrigued to see what comes next.
M: What you suggest?
D: Sir, Jaipur is very famous for Amer fort. You must visit there. It was our great king Man sing who built it, before him nothing was there.
M: We will think of it, currently our schedule is compact.
D: Sir, you have come all this way long, visit a it at least once and you will feel it is a way more worth.
M: Is it nearby?
D: Kind of nearby but if you go by public transport then they will leave you at the gate and then you have to take jeep sawari to visit the palace. Better you do advance booking with us, I will take you directly inside the fort and also explain the complete history.
M: Thanks but we are not sure in case we make it up or might will give you call tomorrow morning.
D: And one more thing sir…
Now this was the new iPhone launch moment for me…… one more thing
M: go on
D: Man sing choose that place to build fort, because he had a very good astrologer who told him the exact place where to build the fort. Before building the fort they had very good Mandirs made at all of the 8 directions and surrounding it and then on then they started building the main fort. This astrologer is based nearby the fort. Currently his 5th ( or something ) generation is doing same work.
M: Good to know, but there are no kings now.
D: They provide the astrological advice for free sir, most of the people who visit the fort seek their advice for free.
M: My friend, I am from IT industry and we know that if anything is free then you are the product!
D: I do not get what you are saying sir, but this is coming from there generation, you must visit it's nearby the village, off the fort.
M: how they will do it for free ?
D: Government is paying them pension sir…
M: This is something new and unheard. Let's see if we meet tomorrow, bye.
D: Bye sir, it will be my pleasure to show you Jaipur tomorrow and maybe get your fortune back when you visit the astrologer.
Day2;
We were clever enough not took the same taxi again, so we will opted for another taxi and service provider.
D2: Welcome sir, it's my pleasure to show you Jaipur and our famous Amer fort.
M: Wait I am not very sure, first we want to see the hawa Mahal, jantar mantar and if time permits then only we will try to go to the fort.
D2: No problem sir, I will take the best route so that you can cover all.
So Market shopping, hawa mahal etc was done.
D2: let's go to the fort now sir.
M: We are very much tired.
D2: No worries. We have to drive at least for an hour, you can see jal mahal and between and you will be relaxed and refreshed by the time we reach fort.
M: Okay chalo.
Jal mahal was done.
Amer fort also done.
He suggested his tourist guide friends but we politely declined and preferred to read the history on the stone carvings instead.
M: All done let's go.
D2: You must have got good likes on the photos and why not our great king Man sing had this famous astrologer who got him to build fort here which will bring him a lot of fortune. Their next generation is still doing this good work of telling people fortune. They don't take any money. You also don't want to loose the chance to see what's in your destiny.
He said it all in one breath (like script).
M: thanks we are here, let's cover that as well, chalo.
M: I still wonder… they are doing it for free.
We reach the place in less than 5 mins.
So we have this huge building where everyone wants to to welcome you.
A very cool breeze of air can be felt at the entrance confirming air conditioned building.
Taxi Driver has called beforehand so we have reservation. We meet pandit ji.
(P for Pandit ji)
P : so you are 3 people. Tell me date of birth and then show the hands.
we do it.
P : All your luck is because of your wife. So let me tell about her .
My wife smiling and looking at me with pride.
P : Madam is Laxmi, all things are good but ….
(here it comes ….. the climax part)
P : to ensure unlimited wealth flow we must do a pooja here and get her wear blessed stone ring. According to her sun sign you must get her Pushkaraj . There are many people selling these stone duplicates. So you must buy from a reliable source.
Also make sure you buy exact carat, weight etc. specifications I am writing on this paper.
Then he proceeded for me and my son, prescribed panna and diamond - again with his specs.
Soon he finished…. a gem expert is called and appears in his cabin within 2 seconds.
(G form Gem Expert)
G : Hi sir, I am gem expert, here are my certificates. Let me see what pandit ji has prescribed.
Reads the paper. Thinks………. There is a huge smile on his face.
G : Sir I have exact stones available. You are very lucky.
M : ok . very good.
G : Let me show you. This one with pure metal alloy ring should cost you about 52k INR.
M, W, S ( Me, Wife, Son) : 0 expressions on face. As we have pre decided, we will not be buying anything.
G : Sir, shall I go ahead with booking ?
M : No my friend !
G : Sir any problem ?
M : Yes no money.
G : Sir you can pay half now, and half when it’s delivered.
M : Still it would be difficult.
G : Then you can pay 10k INR now, rest later
M : ………………………
G : Pay 5k now and rest later
M : …………. …………….. ………………. !
G : Pay 1000 now and rest in EMIs.
M : My friend I said no money, not low money. So I am sorry, I am not interested in buying.
G : ……
M : Thanks Pandit ji for advise. Keep these papers in case we change our mind in future.
P : Puts them in dust bin. No sir, the astronomical position will be different and advise may change. I have to redo the kundali that time.
M :

So we move out of his cabin with blunt faces.
While moving out, other guys in same shop were trying to lure us to buy at least some clothes, T shirt at least.
we bought nothing…absolutely..!
During return trip…
D2 : How do you find it sir ? Amazing na ?
M : Aaj Raja banate banate rah gaya bhai..! (I was too close to become king today)