Prologue!
First off, people who know me will never believe me, if I said I will drive whole 500+kms for a Mandir visit. There are friends and there are extreme Bhakt friends in your circle. The one who fast four days out of seven a week. Well this trip was long awaited for one of such friend's insistence. And i will not regret taking it.
Route was carefully plotted, As I was traveling to MP for the first time. i have no idea about the state, the people and the culture, Don't even know how the MP girls look like.

I have not traveled down south too. But I have a slight idea about it, even I will never know if someone is Giving Gali to me in that language. Hope you got the point.
Route was pretty simple
Abu>Pindwara>Udaipur>Nimbahera>Neemuch>Mandsaur>Ja ora>Ujjain Abu to Udaipur NH76
This is the most beautiful route but very expensive. You can do 160+, but don't, as curves are not for everyone, especially drivers who drives in plains. It will under steer, no doubt! Also beware especially in monsoon, of falling rocks. They have not made anything like barrier to stop this. The whole part of mountain may fall on the highway
Udaipur to Nimbahera
Nimbahera is the border town of Rajasthan and MP. This part is bit tricky. We have to leave NH76 leading to Chittaur/Allahabad and use a single lane State/Village road that connects NH79. This road although being single is very crowded with trucks, because it connects NH79 toward MP. To make the matter worst you have cattle and village people on tractors and two wheelers.
Nimbahera to Mandsaur NH79
This is a beautiful four lane road. Except for the traffic at border RTO and the flyover that is being made, else the road is smooth. Why don't Govt do something and make a by pass at all RTO check post. Gujarat has mastered these.
Jaora to Ujjain SH17
We leave smooth NH79 and took SH17 towards Ujjain. this is a single lane State highway. very less traffic but speed bumps at each village. . So max you can do is 80. Roads is very well built except about 7 kms ...well is no roads at all. Better watch out for cattle.
Ujjain
Its a very crowded city with narrow roads and alleys full of people who have no traffic sense whatsoever.
As a local guy said Ujjain is all about temples. If you walk with a bag of wheat grain, and drop a single grain in each temple. Till evening you will empty your bag but there will still be some temple left.
2016 Kumb Mela will slated to be held here. The Ghats are being renovated. It will be a logistical disaster if Govt does not rebuild its infrastructure in time, as city I fell is to much crowded already.
The Main Mahakaleshwar temple is very beautiful with a kund inside. The BHASM AARTI in wee hours at 4:00 am is very important. It needs prior booking and permission. Booking can be done online or one day prior 9:00 am onwards. Counter opens at 10:30. You need photo id. Each form will allow three people. You need a proper dhoti/lungi to attend this with a Lota.
There are 5 AARTI. If you are practical like me you will like the 10:30 pm one, which end at 11:30 hence very less crowd. Enter mandir at 9:15pm and you are good to go. My friends attended all of them, even the 4 am one and not let me sleep with their dhoti tying escapades. Morons!
Hotels are very cheap, so expect basic amenities. Normally we are used to in-house restaurants with bar. Parking is a major issue with hotels near the Temple. I chose one that was just newly built and had one in front of it.
Major Issue we faced was food. This place simple does not have a good restaurants. Almost all of them will serve veg food. what a bummer for a chicken freak like me!!
Major Points
1.
Road TOLLS I have drove all over. But MP roads have the cheapest toll. Highest I paid was Rs.30. Tolls were like 16/20/26/30. Compare this with Jaipur Delhi stretch, which has toll as high as Rs.115 and its still being made. I will support
Raj Thakre and his crazy MNS goons if he breaks these Jaipur/Delhi toll.
2.
Diesel Diesel is expensive in MP. So will be petrol. I have my own supply of diesel (don't ask). For a guy who pays 40 rs. for diesel, Rs.60.25 is a big let down.
3.
Food What we deduce from our trip is that MP people are not food-a-holic like Delhiwala or Punjabi or Bengali for that matter. I never found one decent restaurants or even a Dhaba. We order three sabzi and two dals. And believe me even the Dal tasted all alike - just the name were different.lol!
4.
People MP people are decent and honest but have no traffic sense whatsoever. There is harmony among people and communities.
I mean first time I have seen couple of Muslim guys in the temple....hold your chair...selling Mahakal Memorabilia. Muslim autowalas, praising the Mahakal Temple for their livelihood and having their own great opinion about how different religion leads to same great God. Beat that you bloody politicians.
5. Best way to travel inside the city will be by auto or old Tempo Hanseat
(Yup they still use it, environmental freaks! will freak out). Leave your car at hotel. There is simply no parking space even in posh area -Free-Gunj. Now Free-Gunj is like CP of Ujjain. And then you have all those towing cranes. Police are decent guys though. I entered a one way and they simple told me the correct direction in return.
Images
Beautiful Udaipur Highway 76

Caught this baba in a tea stall. Full-on high on grass


There are two tunnels on NH76 Beware of falling stones on NH76



I hardly take any thella things, they are very harsh on my stomach.
Little Junk food won't hurt.

Plotting the next route in near Debari

Here you go. The bypass 45 kms of sheer nonsense

NH79 what a relief

I spoke too soon...

Pradusan Janch Kendra in other words PUC. mine expired a week ago and didn't even realize. Thats a big bummer for car freak like me. It never happened.

Its a mobile PUC

SH17 from Jaora to Ujjain

Only the name is great. Food is $hit!

Plotting the next route, right to the temple

Calling wife and also trying the Van Damme Volvo split on a charpai

Well said.
