…picking up from where we left off at the end of the initial review…
H: Whale, whale whale! Whaddya know! We’ve covered 5000 KMS in less than 3 months since we bought the car! Isn’t that something!
M: LOL. I don’t see why you’re so surprised.
H: You know, I’ve always had my doubts regarding owning a car, and a new one at that. I’ve always thought about the day when something will go wrong. And, I’ve always dreaded imagining what I’d do if something did go wrong.
M: And?
H: Heh, no heart attacks till now. Not even a little one! (Bangs knuckles on wood twice and imitates the touch wood thingy)
M: So, for once, I get to say
I told you so!
H: Yep, you can say that again.
M: OK then, let’s have it. What all do you
not like so far?
H: Huh?? Why do you ask that? What makes you think there is something that I don’t like about the car?
M: Seriously? You wanna do this right now? You honestly think that I don’t know how you feel about this car?
H: Uh, no dude. There’s nothing wrong with it!
M: …
…
H: OK fine Sherlock! Jeez!
M: Out with it man!
H: Well, since you asked, there are a couple of things that I don’t like all that much about the car. To start with, there’s the steering. But you knew that already. So, I’ll move on to something that I’ve only experienced since we’ve actually started using the car.
M: Which is?
H: …well, it’s the suspension setup, the ride & the handling.
M: There it is!
H: Heh, you’re really sneaky, you know that?
M: So?
H: Well, about the ride & handling thingamajig. It’s not that I don’t like it. It’s that I’ve become so used to the sorted & stable dynamics of the Optra, I’m beginning to understand the difference between a good handling car & a great handling car. You can say that I’ve matured when it comes to cars!
M: I’m sure you have, but tell me more.
H: It’s simple really. I would have
liked it even more if the ride was more planted, the handling was tighter, and the dynamics were a bit..european. It’s not that they’re bad or that the car handles & rides like a boat, but just imagine how nice it could be, if it was a bit tighter! Geddit?
M: Well, I concur. I too feel the same way. Everything else about the car is a solid 10. It’s the ride & handling department that needs improvement.
H: Hey hey hey! Did I say it needs improvement?
M: Huh? What do you mean?
H: I said “
I would have liked it”. I didn’t say it needs improvement!
M: Oh, I get it! It’s your preference & your opinion, right? Not something that applies to the situation, as a whole? Or, to everyone?
H: Sometimes mate, I don’t see why they call you the brains of the organization. I said I would like it tighter. I do not mean that the rest of the world would like it tighter as well! Not everyone is an enthusiast! If they were, a well-known Italian manufacturer would’ve been selling cars by the case! Not some Korean manufacturer. I’d gladly trade ride & handling for reliability, quality, and peace of mind.
M: Hmm, well you’re right on that one. As a product, the i20 is pretty much complete. Yes, there are certain aspects that we would have liked better. But nevertheless, these are tiny little things really.
H: Now you’re talking sense!
M: So, what else?
H: Nothing. Really. Seriously. Honestly.
M: OK. So what were your best moments from the last 5000 KMS that you’ve spent with the car?
H: I loved the time when we drove from Chennai to Kerala & back for less than it would’ve cost to buy a couple of 2nd AC train tickets. I loved the time when we did this trip, blasting through the highways at unmentionable speeds, with the climate control set to 22 degrees, and covered more than 600 KMS of highways in less than 8 hours. I loved it when we overtook that pompous arse on the highway driving the Jetta like a maniac, just because we could! I loved it when we encountered bad roads entering Thrissur, knowing that there’s got to be a Hyundai center somewhere around, and that they will stock spare parts, in case we break something traversing that piece of crap road. I loved the time when people got into our car and said how wonderful & spacious the interiors are. I loved that Saturday when we didn’t feel like making lunch, and we drove to Café Xtasi in Pondy for a couple of wood fire pizzas, just in time for lunch because the darn thing can sit comfortably on the highway doing silly 3 digit speeds all day long, when its 38 degrees out, without a care in the world. I loved it when you took the car all the way to <insert unmentionable speeds here> and I was pinned back in my seat when the rev counter went north of 3000 rpm, even though it all felt as relaxing and calm as a head massage. I loved it when we went to each and every shopping mall in the city, just because the darn thing is small & compact on the outside and so ludicrously easy to park, just about anywhere. I loved it when we left it parked around the rougher parts of town, knowing that no one would hurt it, because it’s just another Hyundai. I loved it when you didn’t have to crane your neck around when we are parking in a tight spot, because you’ve got all the help you need. I loved it when we were sitting in the stupid, gnarly traffic jam outside the office, all cool & comfy, without worrying about the auto tranny going nuts & overheating doing stop-start traffic. I loved it when we drove into the basement of that mall, and the headlamps came on automatically, and we saw that massive speed bump just in time to brake. I loved it when it started beeping like crazy the moment you stepped out of the car with the keys in your pocket and the engine running. I loved it when it started beeping like crazy when you’re in reverse and the sensors go ape-s#!7, but when you step out you see there’s enough space to move around to the back. I loved it when…
M: Alright alright…Great! I get it. You loved pretty much each and every moment of it. Is that it?
H: Well, yes!
M: Sheesh. Could’ve just said so. What a chatter box!
H: Oii! You’re the one who asked for it!
All jokes & fun stuff aside, it has been a tremendous 5000 KMS for us. And, we are very happy to share it with all of you. Apart from the ride, handling & dynamics thingy, which really is a tiny miniscule thing, this car has been just stupendous! It hasn’t missed a beat. Whether it is rush hour, stop-start traffic, or parking in tight spots, or just blasting down the highway doing seriously unmentionable speeds all day long, or carrying a boat load of people in it across town, there isn’t a single instance where we’ve found it lacking. We love how it looks, we love how it feels, we love how it drives, and we love driving it. For the nerdy one’s looking at running costs and stuff, here’s the low down. Fuel efficiency is a constant 19 KMPL in the city. Doesn’t matter how you drive it, I’ve never seen it dip. On the highways, again, it’s a constant 21-22 KMPL, doesn’t matter what you do with it. So far, I’ve spent 0 rupees on maintenance. And have covered 5000+ KMS on 6.5 diesel tankfuls. That comes to nearly 19.5 KMPL on an average, while doing some silly speeds on the highway & stop-start traffic in the city! AC is flawless. Bluetooth telephony is absolutely brilliant, as is audio streaming. Steering mounted controls are a joy to use & the interiors are 100% rattle free. NVH is unbelievable for a diesel, it really is that good! I could go on and on, yapping about good this and great that, but the fact is this: as a package, the i20 is absolutely awesome! Sure, maybe it isn’t that
fun in the corners as other euroboxes, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t work in the real world! After all, how many times a day are you carving corners and doing 0-100 dashes? I know sure as hell I’m not! And, it’s a trade-off I’d gladly accept. As of today, I’d gladly trade in my wanton lust for a eurobox that rides beautifully through corners and feels flat on the highway but breaks down all the time, with no spare parts in sight, for some Korean/Japanese make that maybe isn’t that fun to drive, but has 0 reliability concerns in the long run. Just so I can keep enjoying it longer than the other guy, who is still waiting for the parts to arrive.
Keeping it short, just four words: Loving. It. Cannot. Complain. Even if we wanted to!