Want to experience how incompetent Mahindra & Mahindra is - go visit Sutaria Auto in Belgaum - lessons on how not to run a car company......
Or the Story of how.....
.... this dealer has the part, but the "Mahindra"-trained techinician does not know how to fix a pipe..... and took all of 8 hours looking at the pipe wondering how to fit it, with the arrogant workshop manager who looks too fat and incapable of training him how to....
My friends asked me, Why are you going to M&M ASC when you have had innumerable bad experiences in the past?
Reason: a leaking engine oil pipe with 2 nuts - which ruptured throwing out 12 litres of engine oil (2 full tank fillings) avoiding engine seizure just about.... and no, you won't get this pipe anywhere else!
This is the pipe that is the subject-matter of the discussion:
I was driving from Bangalore last week on NH4 through the night. At 6 am some 14 kms before Belgaum, this is what happened:
1. Engine oil warning lamp flashes.
2. Stooped the car immediately, opened the hood
3. Oil all over the engine bay. Dip stick shows no oil left inside the tank
4. Visually checked for the source of the leak, nothing could be made out, no oil was leaking, so that meant oil leak was only when the engine was running
5. Suspected the turbo pipe and the vacuum pump pipe.
6. Started the engine, oil started gushing out of the vacuum pump pipe
7. Opened the top nut of the engine oil pipe leading out of the vacuum pump, checked the washers, phased it & refitted, but the leak continued
8. Yes, the pipe itself was ruptured and leaking oil
9. Bought oil and topped up
10. Drove it 15 kms topping up oil all the way, losing 12 litres of oil overall
11. Sutaria is the only dealer in Belgaum. I reached their place at 830 am instead of going to any way-side mechanic simply because this kind of pipe would not be available anywhere else but in the M&M ASC.
First of all, the ASC did not like m telling them what was wrong. Remember, we are supposed to be Mr Idiot. The biggest hero from this episode is my co-passenger Bhaskar Mandapaka. After the ASC guys virtually threw me out of the workshop (citing reasons like security threats to India's N-establishment), he took over. He tried to tell them how to remove the pipe (they refused to listen to him) and they wasted 2 hours removing it, ultimately removing it as per the technique advocated by Bhaskar in the first place. Then they spent the next 5 hours trying to put in the new pipe - and ultimately Bhaskar was the guy who virtually took the mechanic by the hand and got him to do it the right way! Needless to say, when I blew up on the workshop floor, it was he who continued to educate them how-to and got the work done.
This is what member Parag Sachania had to say about the state of affairs:
The workshop viewed from any angle was perhaps the worst in terms of "everything" .
No Power tools - Yes, every nut is removed using a socket wrench
Only one tool box for 6 hoists- The tool box looks worse than what a Mobile Barber carries
Zero confidence or know-how on strip-tease - They didn't know where to start!! Never seen a mechanic (sorry, "Technician") putting his hands behind the wheel to access something that can otherwise be done easily by removing the wheel first
Arrogance of the workshop folks - No, None of us should dare to come near the car - That is how we were treated. Sorry but this issue was a "Running Repair" and not a regular service with lots of luggage inside. We cannot leave the vehicle in your "Able" Hands
The only 2 things I saw the entire crew doing (while the lone mechanic was staring inside the bonnet of the Scorp looking for a Genie to come out with a Candy) was washing the cars and unboxiing a new MANITEC hoist (wondering the obsession with a new hoist when already there were 6).
Some observations from Sutaria Auto, Belgaum:
1. In this day & age, they open at 10 am - of course, no customer goes back to them again, so I guess they have a light load!
2. At 10 am, the workshop was still closed. At 1010 am, it is found that no one had the key to open it, I guess they finally got someone to come & open it eventually.....
3. The car lay outside till 1045 am when I ultimately drove it into the workshop bay myself
4. Service Advisor examines, we already have the diagnosis since 6 am anyway - but they refuse to accept that the bleeding oil pipe is the problem (RAOTFL)
5. One of the supervisors walks in & says the sump is broken - I blast him & ask him to get lost, stop making irresponsible statements, I am not your usual idiotic customer in the AC lounge watching Star Plus
6. Another test driver starts the car & keeps it idling - I blast him and almost turn off the engine myself! Imagine idling an engine which has NO oil in its system left (that is the height of irresponsibility)
7. The Mahindra-"trained" mechanic fiddles around - he is unable to turn any of the screws because they are all soaked in engine oil that has splattered all over from the broken pipe - and did not have the brains to have the engine bay washed at the outset.... and later the Deputy Works Manager castigates me for bringing the car in dirty (oh yes, there were these moments of comical interludes wen such buffoons used to make their appearance!)
8. BTW, I had better tools with me in my car than this authorised service centre of Mahindra...
9. The Works Manager walks in to "check" the car - ummm, the Doctor stethoscope was missing - and is snooty to refuse to listen to anything I am saying - oh yes, the Customer is King, but he is too irrelevant to be listened too
10. No supervision - here was a grease monkey with some dangerous tools - and started removing things that did not need to be removed, had we not supervised closely, he would have broken some components & replaced them too
11. Can you imagine them doing a "test-drive" after the work is done - with the customer in the back seat???
12. The car was delivered back to me dirtier than before - and with the AC not working! So had to return back to the workshop within 5 minutes to check and rectify a loose solenoid switch which they had tinkered around with during the piping work
13. Even had they referred the Workshop Manual that M&M has given them, I think they could have done this job in 30 minutes flat instead of wasting our full day. And typically, they kept saying work will be over in next 30 minutes, 60 minutes, 90 minutes, all day..... the SMS that came to me from some buffoons in M&M was ultimately right since the standard automated software in their job card system simply indicated 630 pm as estimated delivery time - it appears to rate each ASC for incompetence levels.....!!! (and got the time right)!!!
14. Imagine this same dealer has workshops - and the sole one at that - in 2 important cities of Belgaum & Hubli. I feel sorry for the Mahindra owners in these cities. But we also found out that no one pays a second visit to Sutaria...
15. Some years ago, I was very impressed listening to the convocation speech delivered at IIM-B by Anand Mahindra - but it looks like now you need to sit down & listen to my speech on management lessons for you, Mr Anand Mahindra
2 or 3 Twitter messages sent by our friends Alok GUnhal, Bhavin Tolia & Rajnish Khare to Anand Mahindra elicited no response. This bust the myth that the Big Man acts upon customer complaints. The acknowledgement for the Twitter message itself came the next day!
One of the best cars one can own is my Scorpio - but I wish like mobile number portability, I could switch over to another operator - not M&M!!! If I had a choice, I would buy my Scorpio all over again - nothing else will do! The biggest myth that was bust during this episode was of Anand Mahindra personally acting upon Twitter messages is all hog wash. We never got any response from his office, that removes one of the criteria that I have quoted often as a strong reason to buy a M&M (i.e. the serious engagement of top management with customers' problems).