How do you stick a bell on a wall? Pics of Quirky signs, captions & boards

Thad E Ginathom · 8th November 2011, 01:40

I'm not superstitious. I even make an effort at not being superstitious, as it can easily creep in --- but I would not stick that on a car!

IronH4WK · 16th November 2011, 14:42

i know one can get almost anything if one's got money, but now even God's for sale?

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srishiva · 16th November 2011, 14:55

You can bargain anything with god but not his price

(100 trillion rupees!)

Thad E Ginathom · 16th November 2011, 15:59

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Originally Posted by IronH4WK

i know one can get almost anything if one's got money, but now even God's for sale?

Always has been and always will be. Just make an appointment with the local representative of a major (or minor!) religious organisation.

Mind you...

I did ask for a plenary indulgence (a medieveval device: you pay money, and get a piece of paper saying, you sinned, ok... but it's all forgotten) in a UK Cathedral gift shop. All I got was a laugh. Which is what I was hoping for

anilisanil · 16th November 2011, 16:22

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Originally Posted by IQBAL VEERJI

Saw this shop in a Andheri by lane, It read Beautiful Brides, Professionally designed and Tailored.
Actually it is a Tailors shop,but hats off for his approach towards new brides to be.hhahahaha

LOL!!

Is there any symbolical importance for the wine shop just beside it?

He could write, "Grooms, don't bother, just walk in!!"

Indian Ranger · 16th November 2011, 16:41

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Originally Posted by noidea

all these pics have been taken from sources on the net.
I wonder if there will be copyright issues

Excellent stuff.

Thanks for sharing.

mayankk · 19th November 2011, 20:46

Branson's gonna start his space ops from OUR airports!!!

IQBAL VEERJI · 19th November 2011, 22:32

Today while proceeding to Daman , I stopped at Kamats near Manor and saw this board in the restaurant, IF ANY LOOSE, actually he meant to say they are not responcible for any items LOST in the restaurant, but think of the meaning any way you like it .

Thad E Ginathom · 19th November 2011, 23:28

Even us Brits have trouble with Lose and Loose!

Generally, though, we manage to keep Loss out of the confusion.

ssh1979 · 30th November 2011, 13:44

I know Ford are not high up in the car sales charts in India. Or is that one aspiring man?

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IQBAL VEERJI · 6th December 2011, 19:17

Hi guys, saw this in front of a urinal near Manor, someone liked the T alphabet and stole it,without realising it that the total meaning will drastically change, .

. and which lubricant was needed ???hahahahahahaha.

noidea · 14th December 2011, 07:29

Surprised Gift will be given if you visit the stall. And the person visiting the stall will be astonished, amazed, astounded and taken aback.

suhaas307 · 14th December 2011, 23:56

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Originally Posted by IQBAL VEERJI

Hi guys, saw this in front of a urinal near Manor, someone liked the T alphabet and stole it,without realising it that the total meaning will drastically change, .

. and which lubricant was needed ???hahahahahahaha.

Maybe he intended it to be that way!

So here is a list of pictures that I've collected over the months..

IQBAL VEERJI · 15th December 2011, 19:29

Found this board outside a temple in malad, it says ON as well as OFF,for the mobile operations inside the temple very confusing only the poojari knows what is meant by it,

GTO · 27th December 2011, 15:16

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Originally Posted by GTO

Bombay'ites will be well familiar with the sign board on Marine Drive (right above the Pizzeria corner). They are usually brutal in their comments on current affairs. Some witty too. The signboard is frequently updated and the good ones can really make your morning.

Here's a recent classic:

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Author's inimitable wit continues even when he's on holiday:

8th November 2011, 01:40	#1141
Thad E Ginathom Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Chennai Posts: 11,300 Thanked: 28,927 Times	re: How do you stick a bell on a wall? Pics of Quirky signs, captions & boards I'm not superstitious. I even make an effort at not being superstitious, as it can easily creep in --- but I would not stick that on a car!
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IQBAL VEERJI Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: SAAT BUNGLA, BAMBAI. Posts: 1,055 Thanked: 344 Times	re: How do you stick a bell on a wall? Pics of Quirky signs, captions & boards Hi guys, saw this in front of a urinal near Manor, someone liked the T alphabet and stole it,without realising it that the total meaning will drastically change, .. and which lubricant was needed ???hahahahahahaha. Attached Thumbnails Last edited by IQBAL VEERJI : 6th December 2011 at 19:19.
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noidea BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Kolkata Posts: 146 Thanked: 89 Times	re: How do you stick a bell on a wall? Pics of Quirky signs, captions & boards Surprised Gift will be given if you visit the stall. And the person visiting the stall will be astonished, amazed, astounded and taken aback. Attached Images
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IQBAL VEERJI Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: SAAT BUNGLA, BAMBAI. Posts: 1,055 Thanked: 344 Times	re: How do you stick a bell on a wall? Pics of Quirky signs, captions & boards Found this board outside a temple in malad, it says ON as well as OFF,for the mobile operations inside the temple very confusing only the poojari knows what is meant by it, Attached Thumbnails
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