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GoGolaclap:

Not a humorous one, but something different I came across at a small eatery outside Bangalore:

Good One !
Do you have the photos of the statements slightly above the 987.. Poster ? Looks like even that one is very interesting. It says, therefore, God is Infinite. (Not able to see what is that reason to say God is infinite)

Found this!

By this logic, the hare was indeed slower than the tortoise! lol:

All credits to the source.

A marriage bureau advertisement on a water kiosk.

This makes me phurious!

:uncontrol

(Disclosure: Amazon product pic. I'm definitely not trying to help sell it!)

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Sulphur is British english, Sulfur is American english.

Even if you weren't actually furious, you should now be, Thad stupid:.
Yankeespeak never did burn so badly :D.

Hah! I suspected as much.

Only to be expected from a country that can't even say "aluminium!"

rl:

This truly perplexes & kind of... well, irritates me; if "aluminium" is "aluminum", why not uranum, plutonum, germanum, californum, titanum and so on !?
And out of the periodic table, why not millenum, cranum etc. also ! lol:

OT: I wouldn't have bought my Ecosport if it said "TITANUM" on its trunk prominently. stupid:

Thank you for your truly colorful and vigorus post! rl:

Actually, I'm ok with American spelling and usage really. :D

I have always been confused about correct spelling of aluminium. Now I understand.

Source: Facebook post.

The Eureka moment.

Spoilers like that always make me think of bookshelves. Oh, and ugly cars!