Pics of Weird, Wacky & Funny stickers / badges on cars / bikes

karthik247 · 29th March 2006, 22:07

1.Ex-lovers make great speed bumps!
2.I know I drive slow but at least I'm in front of you! (on back); Hi, Its me again! (on front)
3.Honk if you don't give a damn
4.F.O.R.D - Flip Over Read Directions
5.Drive defensively, buy a tank
6.I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
7.Bumper to bumper, butt to butt, get off my *** you crazy nut.
8.Please don't hit me -- My lawyer's in jail.
9.Kids in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids.
10. I say "no" to drugs but they just won't listen
11.I speed up for small fury animals
12.If you think this vehicle is dirty you should spend a night with the driver!
13.If you think I'm a drunk driver you're wrong, I'm a blonde
14.Mafia staff car
15.Just when you thought you've won the rat race along come faster rats.
16.Designed by computer, built by robot, driven by moron.
17.Sure wish my wife was as dirty as my truck is.
18.Lost your cat? Look under my tires.
19.I saw it. I wanted it. I cried. I got it.
20.No radio. Already stolen
21.Thank you for pot smoking
22.I don't brake for pedestrians
23.My karma ran over your dogma.
24.I'm in no hurry, I'm on my way to work.
25.Hey idiot, hang up! You are driving a car, not a phone booth
26.Speed kills, drive slow, get a Honda.
27.0 to 60... in 15 minutes
28.This car has one gear, reverse
29.Go ahead and honk. I'm reloading
30.This car protected by a pissed off mother with a .45 auto
31.Vandalism - beautiful as a rock in a cops face
32.At first I thought it was my dog, but DAMN you smell
33.Honk if you love Hanson, then drive straight into a tree!
34.WARNING! Teenage driver: following too close may result in a booger on your windshield!
35.Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle.

Fuelled · 29th March 2006, 22:20

Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window

karthik247 · 29th March 2006, 22:30

36.Zero to Bitch in 4.0 Seconds
37.Jesus saves - Moses invests - but Allah pays dividends
38.Jesus is coming, look busy!
39.Jesus loves you! (everyone else thinks you're an *******!)
40.Do I look like a Hemroid? Then get off my ***
41.Now that you are on my *** you wanna get married?
42.If you can't stop when I do, smile as you go under!
43.Bumper to bumper, butt to butt, get off my *** you crazy nut.
44.If I'd known it was coming to this, I'd have picked the cotton myself
45.I got this motor for my wife....BEST deal I ever made!
46.No Radio..already stolen
47.I'm out of bed, what more do you want?
48.Please dont tell momma i drive this, she think i own a Merc
49.My car uses tobacco, checkout the smoke
50.Honk if you love Hanson, then drive straight into a tree!

BUSA · 30th March 2006, 00:55

One of the best ones i have seen was on a Sumo which said "Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly"

v.tec · 30th March 2006, 01:14

DHINCHAK boyzzzzz!!

pappu di gaddi

2L8uLoose · 30th March 2006, 10:26

Had one on my M800 that said "RECYCLED PORSCHE"

egangsta · 30th March 2006, 11:30

Saw this on a van in goa.

( Wife and dog missing, REWARD for dog !!!! )

Cheers.....

Wheeliej · 30th March 2006, 11:43

saw some of the best and funniest bumper stickers in Australia when i visited in 1998. Pity that i didn't have enough dough to buy some. Anyone headed to Australia should budget for some bumper stickers.

karthik247 · 30th March 2006, 11:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wheeliej

saw some of the best and funniest bumper stickers in Australia when i visited in 1998. Pity that i didn't have enough dough to buy some. Anyone headed to Australia should budget for some bumper stickers.

Bumpers stickers rn't expensive at all! If its just the text ones without pix, u can get it printed for just arnd 20bucks..

sinner · 30th March 2006, 17:45

well thats a serious number plate something like all the forign people have and the best part .... Its Leagal he he

himanshugoswami · 30th March 2006, 17:52

here's one that i just remembered:

"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office."

S@~+#0$# · 30th March 2006, 18:39

Nice thread guys, keep em coming.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wheeliej

saw some of the best and funniest bumper stickers in Australia

Have seen quite a few good one myself in Australia.

1) Smile. Speed Camera ahead.

2) I saw this in a public bus in Melbourne "These poles are meant for your safety. So ladies please refrain from dancing"

3) I am not drunk. The floor is moving.

jango · 30th March 2006, 18:40

How's this

" Wounds Heal and Bones Set ..Drive fast "

ghostrider4385 · 30th March 2006, 22:42

I'm getting these done for my car:
1. CAUTION: I go from 0 to Horny in 4.5 beers!
2. Orgasm Donor

Any idea where I could get a fun/fake number plate made for my car?
I want 3:
1. Ghostrider (ye ye...i know it sounds wannabe'ish!)
2. Valentine 1 (that's what I christned my car, in other words it means 1st love)
3. MAFIA STAFF GANG. You hit me. We hit you!

Godspeed.

Alok.

jkdas · 30th March 2006, 23:03

If it's too loud you're too old.

29th March 2006, 22:07	#76
karthik247 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: BLR, HYD Posts: 2,710 Thanked: 30 Times	1.Ex-lovers make great speed bumps! 2.I know I drive slow but at least I'm in front of you! (on back); Hi, Its me again! (on front) 3.Honk if you don't give a damn 4.F.O.R.D - Flip Over Read Directions 5.Drive defensively, buy a tank 6.I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! 7.Bumper to bumper, butt to butt, get off my *** you crazy nut. 8.Please don't hit me -- My lawyer's in jail. 9.Kids in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids. 10. I say "no" to drugs but they just won't listen 11.I speed up for small fury animals 12.If you think this vehicle is dirty you should spend a night with the driver! 13.If you think I'm a drunk driver you're wrong, I'm a blonde 14.Mafia staff car 15.Just when you thought you've won the rat race along come faster rats. 16.Designed by computer, built by robot, driven by moron. 17.Sure wish my wife was as dirty as my truck is. 18.Lost your cat? Look under my tires. 19.I saw it. I wanted it. I cried. I got it. 20.No radio. Already stolen 21.Thank you for pot smoking 22.I don't brake for pedestrians 23.My karma ran over your dogma. 24.I'm in no hurry, I'm on my way to work. 25.Hey idiot, hang up! You are driving a car, not a phone booth 26.Speed kills, drive slow, get a Honda. 27.0 to 60... in 15 minutes 28.This car has one gear, reverse 29.Go ahead and honk. I'm reloading 30.This car protected by a pissed off mother with a .45 auto 31.Vandalism - beautiful as a rock in a cops face 32.At first I thought it was my dog, but DAMN you smell 33.Honk if you love Hanson, then drive straight into a tree! 34.WARNING! Teenage driver: following too close may result in a booger on your windshield! 35.Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle. Last edited by karthik247 : 29th March 2006 at 22:23.
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29th March 2006, 22:20	#77
Fuelled BHPian Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: delhi Posts: 252 Thanked: 2 Times	Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window
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29th March 2006, 22:30	#78
karthik247 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: BLR, HYD Posts: 2,710 Thanked: 30 Times	36.Zero to Bitch in 4.0 Seconds 37.Jesus saves - Moses invests - but Allah pays dividends 38.Jesus is coming, look busy! 39.Jesus loves you! (everyone else thinks you're an *****!) 40.Do I look like a Hemroid? Then get off my * 41.Now that you are on my * you wanna get married? 42.If you can't stop when I do, smile as you go under! 43.Bumper to bumper, butt to butt, get off my * you crazy nut. 44.If I'd known it was coming to this, I'd have picked the cotton myself 45.I got this motor for my wife....BEST deal I ever made! 46.No Radio..already stolen 47.I'm out of bed, what more do you want? 48.Please dont tell momma i drive this, she think i own a Merc 49.My car uses tobacco, checkout the smoke 50.Honk if you love Hanson, then drive straight into a tree! Last edited by karthik247 : 29th March 2006 at 22:37.
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30th March 2006, 00:55	#79
BUSA Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bombay Posts: 5,130 Thanked: 21 Times View My Garage	One of the best ones i have seen was on a Sumo which said "Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly"
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30th March 2006, 01:14	#80
v.tec BHPian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Gurgaon Posts: 251 Thanked: 18 Times View My Garage	DHINCHAK boyzzzzz!! pappu di gaddi
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30th March 2006, 10:26	#81
2L8uLoose BANNED Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Bombay Posts: 628 Thanked: 7 Times View My Garage	Had one on my M800 that said "RECYCLED PORSCHE"
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30th March 2006, 11:30	#82
egangsta BHPian Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: thane Posts: 365 Thanked: 26 Times View My Garage	Saw this on a van in goa. ( Wife and dog missing, REWARD for dog !!!! ) Cheers.....
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30th March 2006, 11:43	#83
Wheeliej BHPian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bangalore Posts: 284 Thanked: 47 Times	bumper stickers saw some of the best and funniest bumper stickers in Australia when i visited in 1998. Pity that i didn't have enough dough to buy some. Anyone headed to Australia should budget for some bumper stickers.
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30th March 2006, 17:45	#85
sinner BHPian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Thane - Mumbai Posts: 432 Thanked: 74 Times View My Garage	well thats a serious number plate something like all the forign people have and the best part .... Its Leagal he he
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30th March 2006, 17:52	#86
himanshugoswami Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: !!!! Posts: 2,309 Thanked: 2,628 Times	here's one that i just remembered: "The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office."
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30th March 2006, 18:40	#88
jango BHPian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New York & kotayam Posts: 800 Thanked: 23 Times View My Garage	How's this " Wounds Heal and Bones Set ..Drive fast "
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30th March 2006, 22:42	#89
ghostrider4385 BHPian Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 389 Thanked: 12 Times	I'm getting these done for my car: 1. CAUTION: I go from 0 to Horny in 4.5 beers! 2. Orgasm Donor Any idea where I could get a fun/fake number plate made for my car? I want 3: 1. Ghostrider (ye ye...i know it sounds wannabe'ish!) 2. Valentine 1 (that's what I christned my car, in other words it means 1st love) 3. MAFIA STAFF GANG. You hit me. We hit you! Godspeed. Alok.
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30th March 2006, 23:03	#90
jkdas Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Thiruvananthapu Posts: 9,687 Thanked: 1,492 Times View My Garage	If it's too loud you're too old.
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