So I decided to go watch a play. A friend was in the cast, and it was for a good cause (read about it
here), and I'm a sucker for a good cause.
The show starts at 3:30 on a lazy Sunday afternoon. My ticket has been bought well in advance, and I've left my home well on schedule. Now, bearing in mind I live on Airport Road, and the play is at Ranga Shankara, JP Nagar, I've left a good half an hour early. Normally this route takes me half an hour on a workday, through traffic.
Traffic is light, and I'm actually ahead of schedule. Then I get this odd feeling that my air pressure is low, and get out at a traffic signal to check it. Rear left is low, so I go to a gas station and get pressure bumped up. The attendants take their own sweet time and mess up, so I'm now fighting the clock.
I reach Ranga Shankara (RS) and park. Walk into the place and ask for my ticket, only to be told that all the doors have been locked. I check my watch, and I'm precisely 4 minutes late. The people there give me some spiel about how they don't let anyone in after the stipulated time, but I'm in no mood to listen. Their logic is something like 'If you walk in during the play, acoustics get disturbed'.
My point is very simple: I have driven 15 kilometres and blocked an evening of my time to support theatre, and a good cause, and you're turning me away (AFTER I buy a ticket) because I'm FOUR minutes late? When I buy a 2000 buck ticket for a Bryan Adams concert, he doesn't turn me away if I come 4 minutes from the end of the show. When I pay 200 bucks to watch Stallone in a movie, he lets me in even past the intermission. What's so special about theatre? I've wasted 400 bucks to be treated like an errant schoolchild who missed his bus.
And please don't feed me some crap about acoustics. How the hell do people get up to use the loo in the middle of the play, otherwise?
Then we have the artsy types who are always moaning that theatre is not popular today, and today people spend thousands on movies and nightclubs, but not on theatre. Well, artsy folk, this is why. And this is one person who will try his darndest to not support theatre anymore.