What my dream motorcycle looks like In the late eighties, when liberalisation is yet to bring fresh air into Indian economy, 4 Japanese JVs gave us the first taste of reliable machines. Honda, Suzuki (motorcycles as well as cars), Yamaha, and Kawasaki. I learnt how freedom and motorcycles mean the same thing, thanks to one of these machines. A CD100. 97cc, 7.5 bhp, 110kg that runs 800+ km in one 12l tankful of petrol. For a student this meant a lot of freedom. I could change oil, clean the air filter and the Mikuni carburettor myself. If it drowns in a Kolkata flood, I could just remove the spark plug and crank it a few times to get the water out of the cylinder and without fail it would start as if nothing happened.
And then life and motorcycles got more complex.
After 1,00,000 km of this CD100, I moved on to cars. And just so as to not miss my love of motorcycling, I kept on trying machines one after another. An Avenger, a Duke 250, a Monster 796, a Duke 390 and a Z900 later I realised, motorcycle makers are lost just like me. And if they remain lost, there would not be any Che Guevaras left going on adventures, only chhapris doing wheelies on western express highway and racing their orange machines late at night.
My experience with the z900 and the Monster convinced me how good specs alone doesn't make a great bike. Just great suspensions, or just a great engine doesnt make one either.
I loved 99% of both these machines, but that missing 1% convinced me that I would never do 1,00,000 km on any of these machines. For example the Monster would stall sometimes at the signal, and it just seemed impossible to fix. That made the sweetest sounding motorcycle on earth difficult to live with. The z900 has the most reliable and smooth engine, but its weight distribution makes it less fun in the city than its specs sheet claims to be.
So, if there are motorcycle designers out there listening to Team-BHP, what would we think to be a great motorcycle.
Motorcycles should come in three distinct varieties.
1. Track machines - insane power more than enough to kill the rider, chewing gum tyres that do not last more than 5k kms.
2. ADVs - Over-engineered machines people buy to go to moon and mars.
3. Simple motorcycles - motorcycles that are like the next door girl whom you can marry. You can take her to office, ride a pillion with, and even take a long road trip.
Why is it that they make great track machines, and fantastic ADVs but they can make a simple motorcycles.
Let me give a few tips to them.
1. Start with a CD100 and add stuff to it. Do not do it the other way round, starting with a v4 street-fighter and subtract from it.
2. Since 7.5 bhp is too modest, try and upscale the engine to 40 bhp. Just enough to keep pace with a mini cooper. This probably means the displacement would be somewhere between 375 to 450cc.
3. Now strengthen the chassis for good handling. Use modern metallurgy to make it light yet robust. Ensure the weldings/joints are done with a lot of love.
4. Then replace the front forks with a USD one. Add a monoshock in the rear. Tune them such that there is no need for adjustment.
5. Add assist and slipper clutch, so that we dont miss hydraulic assist. And please please ensure gears shift in a nice click every time and neutrals are not elusive. Tune the gearbox in such a way that 0-100 needs minimum gear shifts but the bike can reach 160 kph top speed.
6. Add fantastic brakes, both discs front and rear (over-engineering no problem here) and quality tubeless tyres that are good trade off between longevity and grip.
7. Add all the state of the art safety electronics - wheelie control, rain-gravel-mud-sand-road modes, cornering abs, gps tracking, immobiliser.
8. With all these stuff the weight will probably reach 180kgs. Now subtract, use carbon fibre, aluminium or whatever to shave off 20 kgs.
9. put this together with the best fasteners and parts, in a way that doesn't leave hollow spaces and yet it should be easy to change oil or find the battery leads etc.
10. Keep the on road price between INR 3 lakh to 4 lakh. And service intervals 10,000 km.
There you got the bike that you can do 1,00,000 km on.
Why I argue for such a bike.
Primarily for class and safety. In a world where responsibility and sustainability is a virtue such a bike will find a lot of love.
Underpowered motorcycles are a huge risk now. In the eighties cars would have 40-50 bhps. 7.5 bhp motorcycles would make sense then.
But excessive power in a two wheeled machine is big risk too. I could not find the stats but from the incidents that I have seen in my motorcycling groups, these machines are giving a bad name to motorcycling. No motorcycle really needs more than 70 bhps. For 70 bhps a 600-800cc 2 cylinder engine should be sufficient.
4 cylinders, 1000 ccs boxer engines, belt or shaft drives, desmo valves and 200 kgs plus machines are ridiculous, at least for India.
I would also lobby for electronic aids, all possible such aids. Including the ability of GPS to trace and track and a crash sensor built in that has the ability to call emergency services.
Some of you wont like the idea of all the electronics and some will scoff at the idea of more than 70 bhp too much. We will agree to disagree.
Which motorcycle maker do you think can deliver this? |