Hi friends, it's great to be here. Finally, I decided to buy a car!
After years of deliberation, the decision to shift gears from 2 wheeler to 4 wheeler was made - this was not easy, considering that my earlier mode of transport was a 72 wheeler (er... I mean Mumbai local train!). But the boss in the new job said 'Dude, you are a director, you can't be driving around in a kaali peeli/commuting by train'. Though local trains are more practical, the decision was finally made to buy a car. And where else to look for: team-bhp!
Hey, wait a minute, let me tell a little bit about myself. Have been a late starter so far as it concerns vehicles: rode my first bicycle at 16, first two wheeler at 20 and yet to start driving a car! However, in the last more than a decade, have covered over 100,000 kms on several two wheelers: TVS 50 to Bullet, with only the holy grail of Ladakh unexplored! Let me share a few amusing anecdotes here for you...
Dad bought me my first two wheeler when I started work at 20. And that was a LML Vespa 150 NV! I badly wanted a motorcycle (though I didn't know how to ride either!). Dad's simple logic: a scooter can't be driven too rashly, a bike can be! He was soon proved wrong! I knew a bit of the theory and practice of changing gears on a scooter (I had practiced sitting on the bamboo chair in the living room). So out I went, twisted the key in, went to the right side of the scooter and kicked the start lever. Whoosh... the scooter shot off without me and landed on its side after 100 ft! It was later explained to me that one has to ensure the gear is in neutral before starting. With that important lesson, I was initiated into the world of bike riding.
I also have a bad habit of forgetting where I have parked by bike. Once, I tried in vain to unlock my scooter and the key just kept getting jammed. A kindly looking uncle offered to help and lent me his key (he also happened to have a LML Vespa 150 NV) and said "try with my key, it sometimes works." Not convinced, I anyway inserted his key and it turned in like butter! I looked at him incredulously "but how???" With a broad smile he replied "because it's my scooter"! Ouch! But some sense of humour the guy must have had!
Another incident happened a few years later. By now, I was an expert at riding scooters (having overtaken a van hands off and scraping several cars), but had not really ridden a bike. I was out of town, in Hyderabad, and a friend was also there on work. I had promised to take her out. Not having any means of transport, I borrowed a colleague's TVS Fiero F2. Picked up the lady from the Taj Krishna and headed to Eat Street next to Hussain Sagar for dinner. Had a nice dinner and a quiet stroll by the lake. It was past midnight and time to head back. To my absolute embarassment, the bike refused to start! After much kicking the lever, pushing and pulling the bike, I had to give up. The lady in question was in splits at my haalat! Apologetically, I dropped her off in a rickshaw. Ladki ke saamne ijjat ka falooda ho gaya! Quite understandably, I took off on my colleague, who had lent the faulty Fiero. We went back to Hussain Sagar, where the bike was 'abandoned', to investigate. One look and he started laughing! Apparently, the ignition 'on-off' button was inadvertently turned off and I didn't know such a thing existed!
Imagine my embarassment when the lady in question also learnt of this! Anyway, this must have convinced her of my seedha-saadha'pan, for she subsequently married me!! My guardian angel must have had one tough time convincing her!
I now really love bikes and own a Bullet. Dream bikes are Yezdi Roadking, Yamaha RD 250, Yamaha RX 100. Dream 4 wheelers are a Willis Jeep, Ambassador, Maruti Gypsy, Range Rover (see a pattern here?).
Back to the present: we finally decided to buy a car. Being our first car, with neither me nor the wife knowing how to drive, we decided to go in for a small car. Wait a minute! That calls for a new post - the car selection procedure in itself is an adventure. To make sure I test drive the selected brands, I have already practiced the theory of gear shifts in... you guessed right, sitting on the bamboo chair!
Will be back soon, on the process of shortlisting 'Berry'!
Ram
PS: Lesson from experience - bamboo chairs are not really great places to learn driving!