Average Kya Hai

Average_Kya_Hai · 8th May 2005, 08:32

Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Doctor (in the witness stand): No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?
A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
somewhere!

Ha ha, when it comes to Cars I am equally dumb as that Attorny!

So please bear with me.

I can even start with my first dumb one:

Average Kya Hai?

Cheers

Rudra Sen · 8th May 2005, 12:07

Welcome to TBHP. Interesting name you have here and even more interesting to know your actual name, your choice of music and your photography.

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drifter · 8th May 2005, 12:18

Welcome to teambhp.

Drifter

lamborghini · 8th May 2005, 12:51

Welcome to T-BHP and enjoy your stay here.
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revtech · 8th May 2005, 13:56

hey dude
welcome to tbhp and have a plesant stay

Rev

X-Machine · 9th May 2005, 03:11

Average 10 ka hai!!!hehe.
Anyways,welcome to the board.What do you ride and 'average kya hai'??

X

RX135 · 9th May 2005, 12:25

Nice intro! Welcome to T-BHP and have a pleasant stay.

cheatingdeath · 9th May 2005, 13:14

nice very neat introduction all the best

8th May 2005, 08:32	#1
Average_Kya_Hai Newbie Join Date: May 2005 Location: Kolhapur Posts: 0 Thanked: 0 Times	Average Kya Hai Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? Doctor (in the witness stand): No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere! Ha ha, when it comes to Cars I am equally dumb as that Attorny! So please bear with me. I can even start with my first dumb one: Average Kya Hai? Cheers
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Rudra Sen Team-BHP Support Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bangalore Posts: 11,623 Thanked: 6,586 Times View My Garage	Welcome to TBHP. Interesting name you have here and even more interesting to know your actual name, your choice of music and your photography. Please go through the announcement section before posting.
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X-Machine Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Mumbai/Tokyo Posts: 1,475 Thanked: 29 Times	Average 10 ka hai!!!hehe. Anyways,welcome to the board.What do you ride and 'average kya hai'?? X
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RX135 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: pune Posts: 2,106 Thanked: 75 Times	Nice intro! Welcome to T-BHP and have a pleasant stay.
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cheatingdeath BHPian Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 275 Thanked: 10 Times	nice very neat introduction all the best
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