Folks, a lot of stick has been given about the Macan. Yes, it looks boring in basic spec. The right combination of colours, wheels and engine, can make it from real frumpy to a true flapper! Most UK cars are specced more tastefully compared to what we get here.
I managed to spend a dirty weekend with one, so here goes!
What You Will Like- Brilliant Chassis
- Driving Position is spot on
- Well Finished
- Clear Instruments
- Lovely Stereo
- PDK Box is flawless
- Ideal size
What You Will Not- 2.0 engine barely scratches the surface of the chassis’s ability
- Bit of a button fest inside
- All driving aid related buttons are on the wrong side
- Ride is a bit sharp on 21 inchers despite Air Suspension
For my recent trip to the UK starting in Manchester, I was planning to
1: Hire a car for the duration
2: Borrow my nephews VW UP to do a couple of trips into the Midlands and Yorkshire, then hire a car to go to London
3: Something else?
A quick WhatsApp to my cousin, a few weeks ahead!
Quote:
“Can I borrow the UP while I’m there? Otherwise, I will book a car?”
“Sure, the UP is there but if you are off to the Midlands, (300 miles roundtrip!) take the other car”
“Ok, I’ll take the other car”, (the other “other car” was a Tesla S!)
“Cool, please give me your UK DL licence in order to sort out the insurance” (old man + clean UK licence )”
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Had been expecting a 3 year old Cayenne when I landed on a midsummers day and found myself with its recent replacement - The Macan!!
So down to business. Sorry, few pics as my hands were full visiting old flames and old friends, so here’s my dirty weekend with a Macan in a nutshell! This is a quick, shoot from the hip review, not a workshop manual!
In dark colours, I loved the stealth with just the right curves without any unnecessary piercings! Add a bit of mud wrestling and it has that sinister air of mystery about it.
Yes, it has the old Q5 silhouette, but it looks almost the same as the new Q5. However, this ain’t an Audi in a tight leather skirt. The engine sits much lower and longitudinally. It’s something more than a silicone addition!
The size is ideal, it’s easy to place, can be sporty without trying hard. Found the electric tailgate a bit unnecessary though.
Interiors
Four sit in comfort, enough to take 5 out for a night on the town in Manchester. Never got to sit in the back. I set a low driving position and did not feel as if I was “on top” of the Macan, instead, felt as if we were side by side getting to know each other without anyone domineering. Settle in, her optional comfort pack meant that I could tickle the knobs and her leather (vegans, look away!) embrace will mould you into her from tailbone to upper thigh.
The instruments are spot-on, you don’t have to sense or listen to any moans, watch the instrument faces and you know where you are. You have all the information you need. Simply scroll the steering thumbwheel and you get a choice of the Map, direction, tyre pressure, additional engine parameters, all at a glance and flick.
Navigation is easy to set, and the Bose DAB stereo is spot on. Am not the usual domineering Bose guy, but the bass was firm to a slap and the mid-range was adequately stacked.
As your eyes move lower down, (actually, a little lower, at the console!), you note that like many of god’s blessed creations, the right and the left are not always in symmetry. Normally, one would celebrate the difference, but all the driver aid buttons were quite a fumble away (shortchanged RHD conversion!). Would take a couple of years of marriage to master the buttons by mere feel!
If you look up, more buttons are staring at you, however, the sunroof with is in a pretty intutive place
As my travel was planned over a mixture of fast country roads, the motorway and a little bit of town driving, I would be getting unfamiliarly familiar as we get going.
On the Road
Fire her up. Like most overendowed turbo engines, the note is a bit flat. Switch off Stop/Start device. Always on, full on action for me!
Slip her into Drive and off we go. The Macan was easy to get on with, it was bit like as if we had met at a wild party 10 years ago and were picking up from where we left.
The journey stated on the speed camera infested A56 Road. Darned speed cameras spoil the fun. I made up for this with braking late into roundabouts and pulling out hard into the curve and then hitting the exit. Also do this when entering motorways. The Macan overcomes fast corners were overcome with a slight roll, while her leather midriff merely firm on my kidney. Alas, that 242bhp engine, which does wonders in the Golf R, is not that suited for an SUV, I get into the curve and then find the power to pull through is just about adequate.
As I hit the M6 motorway, the air-suspension felt slightly floaty, this was amplified by the 21” wheels. I fumbled a button, the Macan hunkers down as the suspension lowers itself. (I don’t think my cousin knew about this!), stab the Sport button and “now we are talking”. It feels tight and composed and cruises well. The PDK makes up for the power deficit and ensures you can accelerate and overtake when required.
We hum away towards the upper tolerance of the speed limit but some horrible slowdowns due to the road works come up. Speeds need to reduce to 50mph. They used average speed cameras on these stretches, so we need to be careful. These slowdowns are boring and monotonous. Sometimes, you are tempted to accelerate for the heck of it!
I fumble below and find the tiny cruise control. Like many small sensitive things below, it seems to do a lot. Set it to active cruise and the radars kick in. I don’t have to worry about the varying speeds due to road works. I just need to keep hands on the wheel. Most sensitive machinry prefer that!
The lane departure warning also activates, it did not take control, it merely warns you. Cross the line without indicating and the car makes a weird faint gagging or rather a gargling sound, as if trying to tell, don’t like it but I’ll do it with you!
From the M6, I switched to the M5, the curves are fast, no roadworks, empty road and you can go fast, stab Sport Plus and hoo boy, the Macan just takes them with consummate ease, the 242BHP engine merely powers you. A Turbo or even a Macan S would make you feel rather consummated. A few junctions later, it’s time to get of the M5 onto the A456
The A456 passes through some small towns but has some unbeatable roads. I used to thrash my Peugeot on these roads. Alas, to castrate some of us keen drivers, the authorities have made some of these roads into a single lane to deter overtaking. Luckily, the road was empty. Driving legally in Sport Plus, the steering is aggressive to inputs, the gears change hard but it’s a bit of an anticlimax, the car merely steers through with flat torque curve and lacked the “on the edge” sensation. The Macan just does it. More power would at least allow one to push harder within legal limits.
However, with a smaller lump up front, you are amazed how direct and accurate the steering was for an SUV. All you needed to do was think and the Macan was in position. All that was lacking was some raw power to properly throttle steer! The Macan handles challenging roads with ease. The PASM is an astounding piece of kit. Compared to other SUV’s, the older Cayenne does well but with a lot of disguised effort. Having used an X5 on the same route, it performs well but, you feel the tri-war between Continental, Bilstein and gravity.
The transmission was faultless, delivered the right ratios just like how Swiggy delivers, on time while keeping the Macan in awarm and tasty spot.
Reached my destination - Driving up to my old “Uru” in a Macan was quite an entrance. My own sister could barely manage a Corsa. The Macan in rural UK stood out unlike the rich cities.
The journey back was more of the same. The next day, I took it into the Yorkshire Dales to meet an old classmate. I did not really push it as my idea of fun was with a warm Macan and not with a wayward sheep. However, while driving it on the M62 on top of the Pennines, downhill at the highest point with strong crosswinds and heavy rain, the Macan remained unfazed!
300 miles and 80 quid of fuel later, it was time to say bye. I liked her a lot but if she had two more cylinders and a bit more deeper breathing, I would love her forever!