The Official Joke thread

Thad E Ginathom · 7th May 2015, 14:35

nice. Reminds me of the old one: "My keyboard doesn't have an any key!"

Rajeev1 · 7th May 2015, 19:26

From our very own classifieds something caught my eye. Thats a kings ransom which someone is expecting for a used Kinetic Honda and a Bajaj Chetak. The description is also rather amusing. Does the seller expect to get any response at all?

IronH4WK · 7th May 2015, 19:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thad E Ginathom

nice. Reminds me of the old one: "My keyboard doesn't have an any key!"

even funnier message is the one which says: Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.

vinay kamath · 8th May 2015, 09:12

' see & smile

mayankk · 8th May 2015, 10:21

Ironically, don't they lose something?

trek · 8th May 2015, 16:05

Gannu_1 · 8th May 2015, 16:12

A graduate always pays his debts.

motorpsycho · 8th May 2015, 19:11

A man staggers into the police station totally drunk at 3 in the morning and tells the officer on duty, "I'd like to have a word with that thief you guys arrested who broke into our house last week."

Sensing trouble, the officer informs him that this is against police policy and would not be possible.

"You don't understand," says the man. "I'd just like to find out how he managed to get into the house without waking up my wife."

cpbopanna · 8th May 2015, 20:41

A forward from Facebook - a reflection of our current times

mayankk · 9th May 2015, 15:14

Yes. Visa approved. If this was a joke, I'd love to meet the guys behind it. Must be Izzard level funnies, they.

schakravarthy · 9th May 2015, 19:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayankk

Yes. Visa approved. If this was a joke, I'd love to meet the guys behind it. Must be Izzard level funnies, they.

Lol! With the likes of Obama, Dhoni etc in his well-wishers' list, it was merely a formality.

vinay kamath · 9th May 2015, 19:47

Witty forwards from a dear friend 'AG':

Court has given Salman Khan a suspended sentence, and given him time to get married & settle down.
After that he himself will prefer jail.

Salman Khan's newly released book, "The art of good timing..... Accidents & Charity".

Media surrounds Salman's car for a reaction on the verdict.
Salman takes the drivers seat
Media runs for their lives....

adrian · 9th May 2015, 21:45

Not sure if this has been posted before

The Official Joke thread-bkwagjxiaaai9oe.jpg

1self · 10th May 2015, 07:25

True, that! Says it all!

adrian · 13th May 2015, 11:05

Warning : Put your coffee mug away before entering the site

http://www.mensxp.com/special-featur...ind-in-in.html
regards arun

7th May 2015, 14:35	#8911
Thad E Ginathom Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Chennai Posts: 11,426 Thanked: 29,923 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread nice. Reminds me of the old one: "My keyboard doesn't have an any key!"

7th May 2015, 19:26	#8912
Rajeev1 BHPian Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Bangalore Posts: 206 Thanked: 463 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread From our very own classifieds something caught my eye. Thats a kings ransom which someone is expecting for a used Kinetic Honda and a Bajaj Chetak. The description is also rather amusing. Does the seller expect to get any response at all? Attached Thumbnails Attached Images

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vinay kamath Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: MUMBAIBANGALORE Posts: 1,378 Thanked: 1,946 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread ' see & smile Attached Thumbnails

8th May 2015, 10:21	#8915
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,231 Thanked: 8,611 Times View My Garage	Ironically, don't they lose something? Attached Images

8th May 2015, 16:05	#8916
trek BHPian Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Mumbai Posts: 250 Thanked: 497 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread

8th May 2015, 16:12	#8917
Gannu_1 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Madras Posts: 7,333 Thanked: 20,661 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A graduate always pays his debts.

8th May 2015, 19:11	#8918
motorpsycho BHPian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Hubli Posts: 491 Thanked: 463 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A man staggers into the police station totally drunk at 3 in the morning and tells the officer on duty, "I'd like to have a word with that thief you guys arrested who broke into our house last week." Sensing trouble, the officer informs him that this is against police policy and would not be possible. "You don't understand," says the man. "I'd just like to find out how he managed to get into the house without waking up my wife."

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cpbopanna BHPian Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Bangalore Posts: 599 Thanked: 979 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A forward from Facebook - a reflection of our current times Attached Thumbnails Last edited by cpbopanna : 8th May 2015 at 20:42.

9th May 2015, 15:14	#8920
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,231 Thanked: 8,611 Times View My Garage	Yes. Visa approved. If this was a joke, I'd love to meet the guys behind it. Must be Izzard level funnies, they. Attached Thumbnails

9th May 2015, 19:47	#8922
vinay kamath Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: MUMBAIBANGALORE Posts: 1,378 Thanked: 1,946 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Witty forwards from a dear friend 'AG': Court has given Salman Khan a suspended sentence, and given him time to get married & settle down. After that he himself will prefer jail. Salman Khan's newly released book, "The art of good timing..... Accidents & Charity". Media surrounds Salman's car for a reaction on the verdict. Salman takes the drivers seat Media runs for their lives.... Attached Thumbnails Last edited by vinay kamath : 9th May 2015 at 19:59.

9th May 2015, 21:45	#8923
adrian BHPian Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Trivandrum Posts: 942 Thanked: 1,273 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Not sure if this has been posted before

10th May 2015, 07:25	#8924
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 334 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread True, that! Says it all! Attached Thumbnails

13th May 2015, 11:05	#8925
adrian BHPian Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Trivandrum Posts: 942 Thanked: 1,273 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Warning : Put your coffee mug away before entering the site http://www.mensxp.com/special-featur...ind-in-in.html regards arun