The Official Joke thread

twister · 2nd May 2006, 00:02

the best i`ve done is 116 meters

cheerz !!!!

Mugen_Power · 2nd May 2006, 16:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by twister

the best i`ve done is 116 meters

cheerz !!!!

Hey Twister,

Can u post some screen shot ?

Cheers,
Mugen_Power.

karthik247 · 2nd May 2006, 16:58

I managed to up my score to 97...And the new record now is 882 meters!!!
Damn thats a long way..

Maybe we should be having a saperate thread for this game. We are just hijacking the Official Joke Thread.

Mugen_Power · 2nd May 2006, 17:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by karthik247

Maybe we should be having a saperate thread for this game. We are just hijacking the Official Joke Thread.

Cheers,
Mugen_Power.

Mugen_Power · 3rd May 2006, 13:56

Hey NC,Karthik,speedsatya

Visit this link again.
http://www.mis-group.com/funny/drunk...k_get_home.php

There is a record of 1847 meter..:WTF: By Satyajeet from India.

Cheers,
Mugen_Power.

DaPilot · 3rd May 2006, 23:08

LOL it's a funny game man....

twister · 4th May 2006, 03:34

here u go mugen power

twister · 4th May 2006, 03:35

here u go mugen power

TributE · 4th May 2006, 10:27

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/sovereignty.mov

Bush is such a dumbass!.... just check this out!

TributE · 4th May 2006, 10:41

http://eol.init1.nl/content/view/65/2/

Check out this Volkswagen Polo ad..... it was banned bcoz of multiple protests across the US

TributE · 4th May 2006, 11:23

Funniest Bush Bloopers

Some of the best Funny Bush jokes were an accident...
The Top Ten Funniest (and Saddest) Quotes, Mistakes, Misstatements, Bloopers and Blunders By President George W. Bush.
1. "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." —Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

2. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

3. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so
are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

4. "There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons." —South Bend, Indiana, Sept. 5, 2002.

5. "There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once...(3 second pause)... Shame on...(4 second
pause)...Shame on you....(6 second pause)...Fool me...Can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tennessee, Sept. 17, 2002.

6. "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." —Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

7. "The ambassador and the general
were briefing me on the -- the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." —Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003.

8 "I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend." —on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005

9. "Wow! Brazil is big." after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005

10. A TIE BETWEEN:
"Rarely is the question asked, 'Is our children learning'?"
—Florence, S.C. Jan 11 2000
"The illiteracy level of our children are appalling." —Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

4th May 2006, 18:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mugen_Power

Hey NC,Karthik,speedsatya

Visit this link again.
http://www.mis-group.com/funny/drunk...k_get_home.php

There is a record of 1847 meter..:WTF: By Satyajeet from India.

Cheers,
Mugen_Power.

I think I know how Satyajeet from India got 1847 ... just like i got 1959 !

yipeee
ash.

P.S. : A few touches from paintbrush ...

hkanitkar · 4th May 2006, 23:43

Wife : koi bhi ho, bach nahi sakta....

found this on Orkut.

cowboy45 · 7th May 2006, 06:45

Man! wat shud I say. Very practical indeed. lols!!!!

Gordon · 7th May 2006, 23:23

A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin

of their dead mother arrived from the US. It was sent

by one of the daughters. The dead body was very

tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left

in it When they opened the lid , they found a letter

on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:

Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Mohan and Varsha,

I am sending Ba's body to you,since it was her

wish that she should be cremated in the compound of

our ancestral home in GUJARAT. Sorry, I could

not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body,

12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and

8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of

you. On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok

shoes(size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs

of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the

sizes are correct.

Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size

is for Mohan. Just distribute the rest among

yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ba's is wearing

are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is

on Ba's left wrist.

Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings

and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.

The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must

be divided among my nephews. Please distribute all

these fairly.

Love Smita

PS : And if anything more required let me know

soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well

nowadays...

4th May 2006, 10:27	#1164
TributE BHPian Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Mumbai Posts: 47 Thanked: Once	http://media.ebaumsworld.com/sovereignty.mov Bush is such a dumbass!.... just check this out! Last edited by TributE : 4th May 2006 at 10:29.

4th May 2006, 11:23	#1166
TributE BHPian Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Mumbai Posts: 47 Thanked: Once	Funniest Bush Bloopers Some of the best Funny Bush jokes were an accident... The Top Ten Funniest (and Saddest) Quotes, Mistakes, Misstatements, Bloopers and Blunders By President George W. Bush. 1. "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." —Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001 2. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 3. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 4. "There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons." —South Bend, Indiana, Sept. 5, 2002. 5. "There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once...(3 second pause)... Shame on...(4 second pause)...Shame on you....(6 second pause)...Fool me...Can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tennessee, Sept. 17, 2002. 6. "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." —Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003 7. "The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the -- the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." —Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003. 8 "I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend." —on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005 9. "Wow! Brazil is big." after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005 10. A TIE BETWEEN: "Rarely is the question asked, 'Is our children learning'?" —Florence, S.C. Jan 11 2000 "The illiteracy level of our children are appalling." —Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004 Last edited by TributE : 4th May 2006 at 11:26.

4th May 2006, 23:43	#1168
hkanitkar BHPian Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: pune Posts: 668 Thanked: 110 Times View My Garage	hilarious Wife : koi bhi ho, bach nahi sakta.... found this on Orkut. Last edited by hkanitkar : 4th May 2006 at 23:45.

7th May 2006, 23:23	#1170
Gordon Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,550 Thanked: 505 Times View My Garage	No offense to any Gujarati's A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it When they opened the lid , they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters: Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Mohan and Varsha, I am sending Ba's body to you,since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes(size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct. Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan. Just distribute the rest among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ba's is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her. The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews. Please distribute all these fairly. Love Smita PS : And if anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well nowadays...

2nd May 2006, 00:02	#1156
twister BANNED Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: new delhi Posts: 143 Thanked: 12 Times	the best i`ve done is 116 meters cheerz !!!!

2nd May 2006, 16:58	#1158
karthik247 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: BLR, HYD Posts: 2,710 Thanked: 30 Times	I managed to up my score to 97...And the new record now is 882 meters!!! Damn thats a long way.. Maybe we should be having a saperate thread for this game. We are just hijacking the Official Joke Thread.

3rd May 2006, 13:56	#1160
Mugen_Power Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gujarat 03 Posts: 1,302 Thanked: 19 Times	Hey NC,Karthik,speedsatya Visit this link again. http://www.mis-group.com/funny/drunk...k_get_home.php There is a record of 1847 meter..:WTF: By Satyajeet from India. Cheers, Mugen_Power.

3rd May 2006, 23:08	#1161
DaPilot BHPian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Newport (JC), NJ - USA Posts: 187 Thanked: Once View My Garage	LOL it's a funny game man....

4th May 2006, 03:34	#1162
twister BANNED Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: new delhi Posts: 143 Thanked: 12 Times	here u go mugen power <IMG src="http://img275.imageshack.us/img275/109/drunk11621tf.png">

4th May 2006, 03:35	#1163
twister BANNED Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: new delhi Posts: 143 Thanked: 12 Times	here u go mugen power

4th May 2006, 10:41	#1165
TributE BHPian Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Mumbai Posts: 47 Thanked: Once	http://eol.init1.nl/content/view/65/2/ Check out this Volkswagen Polo ad..... it was banned bcoz of multiple protests across the US

7th May 2006, 06:45	#1169
cowboy45 BHPian Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: NOIDA Posts: 77 Thanked: 35 Times	Man! wat shud I say. Very practical indeed. lols!!!!