[RedTerrano]

Stumbled across this on SM.

[drive2eternity]

Received on WhatsApp, hilarious and accurate esp for people in Bangalore

[KA18]

I'm sure some of the DIYers can relate..

[condor]

The Hooters girls giving two hoots to such guys.

On another note, wondering why the place was even named Hooters.

[dailydriver]

Originally Posted by condor

On another note, wondering why the place was even named Hooters.

Hope you are joking (on the official joke thread ).

Else, here's the answer.

[smnrock]

From twitter feed

[Axe77]

Originally Posted by ajmat

The best explanation so far!!!

Mary is the proprietor of a bar in Dublin . She realises that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronise her bar. To solve this problem, she
comes up with new marketing plan that allows her customers to drink now, but pay later. She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger
(thereby granting the customers loans).

… snip …

Now, do you understand economics in 2010?

Got this as a forward today on WhatsApp. Good thing I searched before posting but it was really funny.

[GeeTee TSI]

A nifty Rear Under-run Protection Device (RUPD)

[androdev]

You probably don’t need it in Bangalore, but just in case :-)

[PreludeSH]

The recent event for Nita Mukesh Ambani cultural centre had many celebrities attending. One image which had actor Tom Holland was tagged to the wrong Tom Holland who happens to be a British Historian.

On twitter the Historian responded saying ' please stop this'. One of the comments in that thread was really funny...

[Arsenic]

Every masterpiece…


…has its cheap copy


(Satire)

[Capri89]

Banking lessons made easy

[Capri89]

Guy 1 : "Wow! This place looks gorgeous! Where is this?"

Guy 2 : "Do you know Trivandrum?"

Guy 1 : "Yes!"

Guy 2 : There is a small village, 13 kms away from Trivandrum.
It is called Nedumangad. Have you heard of it?"

Guy 1 : I've heard the name, though I haven't been there

Guy 2 : "Well... near Nedumangad, there is a really small village called Chukkuppetti."

Guy 1 : "Oh okay. I haven't heard of it. But it looks really beautiful! I will surely make it a point to visit, the next time I visit Trivandrum!"

Guy 2 : "Well... if you walk down the road in Chukkuppetti, you will find Gopala Pillai's Porotta shop...."

Guy 1 : Oh okay... ? ? ?

Guy 2 : "You can find this picture hanging on the wall there !"

[Sarvodaya]

Good News India's first Hyperloop opened in Bangalore finally to solve Bangalore Traffic Problems

https://youtube.com/watch?v=z31uW5Xl62I

Original Uploader:

https://www.facebook.com/10000714703...46415795534777

[anjan_c2007]

Found these Q's & A's on a Stock Market experts's link:-

(1) Stock Market Expert - Answered on May 01, 2023
Chandan Question by Chandan - Apr 24, 2023
I have lic 15 share @904/-. Should I hold or sell it. I can hold maximum 1 year.
Ans: hold

(2) Stock Market Expert - Answered on May 01, 2023
ashok Question by ashok - Apr 24, 2023
i am holding shares of infosys icicibank yes bank and tata power should i exit hold or buy
Ans: hold Infosys, ICICIBANk, and Tata power
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Its imperative that the answer of the expert is "hold" for every share queried upon.

However, Yes (Bank) is a No (Bank) and exit is recommended.