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A WhatsApp forward :
Not a joke but a reality on Indian roads.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did - in his sleep.
Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
Please have a look over me, my lord! lol:
Got this as a Whatsapp forward
Found this funny post on Facebook and I thought I'd share it here. rl:rl:
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Originally Posted by andrewjames.in
(Post 5433243)
Found this funny post on Facebook and I thought I'd share it here. rl:rl: Attachment 2375233
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Maybe, he is expert in "Wife Changing" too
An engineer dies and is sent to hell.
He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor jammed, so he un-jams it. People can get from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels.
One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil: What's up?
The Devil says, "Things are great down here since you sent us an engineer."
"What?" says God. "An engineer? I didn't send you one of those. That must have been a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately.
"The Devil responds, "No way. We want to keep our engineer. We like him."
God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!"
The Devil laughs. "Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
Found this on my instagram feed. For all you Data scientists/AI people
No offence to Female drivers
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Originally Posted by Amrik Singh
(Post 5437427)
No offence to Female drivers
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Solved the need for your disclaimer (and still retaining the joke). In most cases if one has to put one, it means it is true :)
Saw this on hotmail side bar ad pane. Azim Premji and Rakesh Jhunjhunwala being casually used in ads like rl:
This seems to be bad 😞
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