The Official Joke thread

IndigoXLGrandDi · 13th November 2020, 23:23

Cross posting from New Cars Price Thread.

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Originally Posted by Sahil

https://www.carandbike.com/news/diwa...ome-topstories

If official statement are stating 2.5L off then I reckon the actual discount is even higher especially in Dec

We have seen many unexpected things in 2020. Now November, 2020 too has 31 days.

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KA18 · 15th November 2020, 14:39

Maybe he's planning to enter tolls by reversing the car!

vsrivatsa · 27th November 2020, 12:13

Got this as a WhatsApp forward yesterday - its hilarious:
"Globalncap got no chill": Link

benbsb29 · 1st December 2020, 06:13

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Originally Posted by KA18

Maybe he's planning to enter tolls by reversing the car!

Is it true that by reversing into a toll booth you get a credit, rather than a debit?

KA18 · 3rd December 2020, 09:01

Tough one indeed...

Pic courtesy: Facebook

Thilak29 · 3rd December 2020, 09:12

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Originally Posted by KA18

Tough one indeed...

Depending on FWD /RWD one should choose the tyre with more traction get into safer side (F or R)

srini1785 · 3rd December 2020, 09:31

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Originally Posted by KA18

Tough one indeed...

Just retrace the same path how it got there in the first place.

myavu · 3rd December 2020, 12:46

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Originally Posted by KA18

Tough one indeed...

Pic courtesy: Facebook

No rocket science, definitely backward

simplyself · 3rd December 2020, 21:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by KA18

Tough one indeed...

Pic courtesy: Facebook

Logically, one retraces the path. If the challenge is to go forward, then turn right and left. It's going to be a chore but one can get out.

But saner option is to retrace.

simplyself · 3rd December 2020, 21:52

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Originally Posted by benbsb29

Is it true that by reversing into a toll booth you get a credit, rather than a debit?

I once bought a two way ticket but didn't return the same way. The very next day I travelled the same way I had bought the ticket. The boothman said this isn't valid. I was very much within the stipulated 24 hours. But h refused to accept that ticket, saying that the system didn't recognise the two same way entries.

I argued, but I was in a hurry. And he was very low level. So I paid up, went my way

GrammarNazi · 5th December 2020, 18:40

If monolith appears in India

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procrastinator · 6th December 2020, 10:30

Interesting to watch!

https://youtu.be/OJ3uvdbEVrk

comfortablynumb · 12th December 2020, 21:23

This has got to be the funniest piece of sports related writing I have ever read.

https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/behold...ut/2020/08/25/

VWAllstar · 12th December 2020, 21:33

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Originally Posted by GrammarNazi

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Sometimes we don't appreciate the talent behind the trollers

mayankk · 14th December 2020, 21:36

To be honest, took me a couple of seconds too.

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comfortablynumb Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Pune Posts: 2,050 Thanked: 3,514 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This has got to be the funniest piece of sports related writing I have ever read. https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/behold...ut/2020/08/25/ Last edited by comfortablynumb : 12th December 2020 at 21:31.

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