The Official Joke thread

BenjiRoss · 21st August 2019, 22:27

Anyone wants a cheap Bugatti Veyron?

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Seems legit!

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mayankk · 21st August 2019, 22:37

A definite need for most of us here.

gjnnbagal · 21st August 2019, 23:14

After witnessing car price hike year after year..

The_Outsider! · 22nd August 2019, 15:46

Source

mayankk · 23rd August 2019, 10:36

I was browsing for pieces about Whatsapp Business, and came across an article with the following:
"Download WhatsApp Business here on Android phones. iOS users can currently download WhatsApp Business by buying an Android phone."

blackwasp · 23rd August 2019, 10:46

Thanks to Niraj Singh for sending these videos in. Heartfelt gratitude for sharing it with other enthusiasts via this Team-BHP page!

Quote:

Received the following videos on a chatting platform and couldn't resist them sharing with members of this community so that all can start their day with a smile.

Never park your 4x4 near smart people:

https://youtu.be/UtX9verFFTw

Praan Jaye, par Phone na Jaye (Life can go, but not the phone):

https://youtu.be/fROzFvVMWG0

V.Narayan · 24th August 2019, 13:45

Parenting tip -

Always snatch and eat one third of your child's chocolate and ice-cream. Let them cry. Doesn't matter. This will prepare them to pay Income Tax when they grow up.

You can even take the first bite before the child eats. This will teach your child to prepare for TDS when he/she gets his/her salary.

- Issued in your long term interests by the Government of India.

V.Narayan · 27th August 2019, 17:35

The American Team beat the Chinese Team to win the World Mathematics Competition held in Romania 2018. The Chinese understandably were not happy about it. The Americans after seeing the photo of their winning team are not happy about it either.

Vasuki · 28th August 2019, 11:50

Typical bike guy.

Our Team-BHP watermark hides his remark, so I have written it down.

His Diary: Motorcycle won't start. Can't figure out why?

adrian · 2nd September 2019, 13:47

We bikers like girls dirty..right ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtlnWRnxtMA

aghate · 3rd September 2019, 13:36

Made my day this. When son wants a Motorbike but Dad gifts him a Violin.

https://www.facebook.com/stephen.cro...04560835/?t=75

adrian · 3rd September 2019, 14:13

KTM vs Royal Enfield fans

(It is actually an episode among the fanboy series, which is hilarious)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC24RknLg48

BaCkSeAtDrIVeR · 6th September 2019, 10:23

@adrian - lol!!!

It was teachers day yesterday and Dr. S Radhakrishnan was a great philosopher and a Vedantist. This sparked a rather long chain of thought, which ended up with the so called ice age. Apparently, earth's surface was covered in ice long ago. And it remained so for a long time, till the ice melted. I'm trying to figure out if fossil fuel consuming IC engines were there in those times to produce pollution which warmed the earth and melted the ice.

Dont ask why I'm posting this in the jokes thread. I dont know. I

Sheel · 6th September 2019, 10:32

I remember going to village fairs at the back of the tractor trolley. I am glad west wasn't much behind

VWAllstar · 12th September 2019, 15:00

looking at the current situation of Challans and penalties, someone wanted to be safe than sorry

21st August 2019, 22:27	#10231
BenjiRoss Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Tamilnadu Posts: 1,069 Thanked: 1,330 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Anyone wants a cheap Bugatti Veyron? Seems legit!

21st August 2019, 22:37	#10232
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,170 Thanked: 8,245 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread A definite need for most of us here. Attached Thumbnails

21st August 2019, 23:14	#10233
gjnnbagal BHPian Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: Solapur Posts: 165 Thanked: 582 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread After witnessing car price hike year after year.. Attached Thumbnails

22nd August 2019, 15:46	#10234
The_Outsider! BHPian Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: Nantes Posts: 191 Thanked: 210 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Source

23rd August 2019, 10:36	#10235
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,170 Thanked: 8,245 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread I was browsing for pieces about Whatsapp Business, and came across an article with the following: "Download WhatsApp Business here on Android phones. iOS users can currently download WhatsApp Business by buying an Android phone."

24th August 2019, 13:45	#10237
V.Narayan Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Delhi-NCR Posts: 4,110 Thanked: 65,553 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Parenting tip - Always snatch and eat one third of your child's chocolate and ice-cream. Let them cry. Doesn't matter. This will prepare them to pay Income Tax when they grow up. You can even take the first bite before the child eats. This will teach your child to prepare for TDS when he/she gets his/her salary. - Issued in your long term interests by the Government of India.

27th August 2019, 17:35	#10238
V.Narayan Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Delhi-NCR Posts: 4,110 Thanked: 65,553 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread The American Team beat the Chinese Team to win the World Mathematics Competition held in Romania 2018. The Chinese understandably were not happy about it. The Americans after seeing the photo of their winning team are not happy about it either. Attached Thumbnails

28th August 2019, 11:50	#10239
Vasuki BHPian Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Venice of East Posts: 790 Thanked: 1,316 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Typical bike guy. Our Team-BHP watermark hides his remark, so I have written it down. His Diary: Motorcycle won't start. Can't figure out why? Last edited by Vasuki : 28th August 2019 at 11:53.

6th September 2019, 10:23	#10243
BaCkSeAtDrIVeR BANNED Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kochi Posts: 2,541 Thanked: 754 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread @adrian - lol!!! It was teachers day yesterday and Dr. S Radhakrishnan was a great philosopher and a Vedantist. This sparked a rather long chain of thought, which ended up with the so called ice age. Apparently, earth's surface was covered in ice long ago. And it remained so for a long time, till the ice melted. I'm trying to figure out if fossil fuel consuming IC engines were there in those times to produce pollution which warmed the earth and melted the ice. Dont ask why I'm posting this in the jokes thread. I dont know. I

6th September 2019, 10:32	#10244
Sheel Team-BHP Support Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Purnea (Bihar) Posts: 9,702 Thanked: 14,631 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread I remember going to village fairs at the back of the tractor trolley. I am glad west wasn't much behind Attached Thumbnails

12th September 2019, 15:00	#10245
VWAllstar BHPian Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: Mumbai Posts: 975 Thanked: 2,502 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread looking at the current situation of Challans and penalties, someone wanted to be safe than sorry Attached Thumbnails

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