The Official Joke thread

dailydriver · 13th February 2019, 12:41

Passed on to me by a friend:

Quote:

There are many things in life that give me great joy. For instance cooking my children and ignoring commas.

Bh.P · 13th February 2019, 12:50

Not sure if this is photo-shopped or real. Funny never the less.

The Official Joke thread-balenoapptranslation.jpg

dailydriver · 13th February 2019, 13:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bh.P

Not sure if this is photo-shopped or real

Why don't you ask Bhpian mukeshgoel?

He was the one who posted it here.

pm25264 · 14th February 2019, 08:43

Wife: Good morning honey . Today is 14th Feb.
Me: Good morning yes 14th feb it's launch of XUV 300 I have to watch it for sure.
Wife : (Silently) Happy Valentine's Day
Me: (Thinking) oh .. no food for next 2 days

GeeTee TSI · 24th February 2019, 08:31

Not even Bond's Aston might be so equipped with decoy weapons

sandx · 1st March 2019, 00:18

Excerpt from an article on TOI.

"NOIDA: Two men in a blue-coloured Swift Baleno car allegedly robbed an engineer of his jewellery and passport on Tuesday afternoon in Sector 46"

A Comment in the same article: "What is a Swift Baleno? And what does it look like? A child of Swift and Baleno?"

Source: https://m.timesofindia.com/city/noid...w/68192669.cms

mayankk · 1st March 2019, 10:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandx

Excerpt from an article on TOI.

"NOIDA: Two men in a blue-coloured Swift Baleno car allegedly robbed an engineer of his jewellery and passport on Tuesday afternoon in Sector 46"

A Comment in the same article: "What is a Swift Baleno? And what does it look like? A child of Swift and Baleno?"

Source: https://m.timesofindia.com/city/noid...w/68192669.cms

Maybe its a just a "fast" baleno.
And anyway, who did they rob, Golden Baba? "They snatched a gold bangle, a gold chain with five lockets and three gold rings from me and also took my passport"

All on one person!

I think I'll drop by his house, he lives at the same place as me.

GeneralJazz · 1st March 2019, 11:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandx

Excerpt from an article on TOI.

"NOIDA: Two men in a blue-coloured Swift Baleno car allegedly robbed an engineer of his jewellery and passport on Tuesday afternoon in Sector 46"

A Comment in the same article: "What is a Swift Baleno? And what does it look like? A child of Swift and Baleno?"

The guy who wrote this is the kind who says Maruti jeep, Ford jeep, Tata jeep and so on

RedStallion · 1st March 2019, 11:56

Sidewalk: Am I Joke to you?

How did the driver manage this?

All credits to the source.

TorqueyTechie · 1st March 2019, 13:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedStallion

Sidewalk: Am I Joke to you?

How did the driver manage this?

All credits to the source.

Looks photo-shopped to me. Pole at the rear bumper somehow looks fake.

RedStallion · 4th March 2019, 14:19

First day at the job!!!!

All credits to the source.

aqualeo2040 · 4th March 2019, 14:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedStallion

Sidewalk: Am I Joke to you?

How did the driver manage this?

All credits to the source.

One possible solution :
Aasman se tapka, Khajur pe atka

Translation possible, but it would probably wring it dry

jayguar · 4th March 2019, 15:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedStallion

Sidewalk: Am I Joke to you?

How did the driver manage this?

All credits to the source.

Possible. Driver hit the tree at a speed, the rear of the car lifted (the entire car could have bounced) and the car moved to the side on impact and rear came down which would result in such a scene.

turbospooler · 13th March 2019, 16:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedStallion

First day at the job!!!!

All credits to the source.

And also possibly the last day at the job!

Vasuki · 4th April 2019, 11:33

Post received from a Kerala biking whatsapp group ::

13th February 2019, 12:50	#10127
Bh.P BHPian Join Date: May 2011 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 254 Thanked: 368 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Not sure if this is photo-shopped or real. Funny never the less.

14th February 2019, 08:43	#10129
pm25264 Newbie Join Date: Sep 2016 Location: Mumbai Posts: 15 Thanked: 8 Times	Wife: Good morning honey . Today is 14th Feb. Me: Good morning yes 14th feb it's launch of XUV 300 I have to watch it for sure. Wife : (Silently) Happy Valentine's Day Me: (Thinking) oh .. no food for next 2 days Last edited by Rehaan : 9th April 2019 at 15:40. Reason: Please only use the provided TBHP emoticons

24th February 2019, 08:31	#10130
GeeTee TSI Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: KA01 Posts: 1,316 Thanked: 2,924 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Not even Bond's Aston might be so equipped with decoy weapons Attached Thumbnails

1st March 2019, 00:18	#10131
sandx BHPian Join Date: Nov 2017 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 235 Thanked: 555 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Excerpt from an article on TOI. "NOIDA: Two men in a blue-coloured Swift Baleno car allegedly robbed an engineer of his jewellery and passport on Tuesday afternoon in Sector 46" A Comment in the same article: "What is a Swift Baleno? And what does it look like? A child of Swift and Baleno?" Source: https://m.timesofindia.com/city/noid...w/68192669.cms

1st March 2019, 11:56	#10134
RedStallion BHPian Join Date: Dec 2018 Location: Vadodara Posts: 85 Thanked: 225 Times View My Garage	Sidewalk: Am I Joke to you? How did the driver manage this? All credits to the source. Attached Thumbnails

4th March 2019, 14:19	#10136
RedStallion BHPian Join Date: Dec 2018 Location: Vadodara Posts: 85 Thanked: 225 Times View My Garage	First day at the job!!!! All credits to the source. Attached Thumbnails

4th April 2019, 11:33	#10140
Vasuki BHPian Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Venice of East Posts: 794 Thanked: 1,323 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Post received from a Kerala biking whatsapp group :: Attached Thumbnails