Team-BHP - The Official Joke thread

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Originally Posted by W.A.G.7 (Post 4466039)

I saw this on the jio website yesterday. Maybe my definition of world is wrong! :D

You misinterpreted the message by the word "World".

Worlds largest does not mean it has to be spread across the globe. Eg China Mobile is supposed to be the Worlds largest n/w mobile operator. This is based on subscription count of customers it has compared to the number of customers all the other providers across the globe individually have.
An image would represent just the map of China , not the world even though it is the Worlds largest whatever ... :D

Received as a whatsapp forward.
Misunderstanding inflation:
An old man tells his grandson how in his youth he would go to a store with 5 dollars and return home with milk, cakes, bread and even toys. The grandson looks worried and says, You cant do that any more because there are spy cams everywhere.

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Originally Posted by Gannu_1 (Post 4478192)

Read this on a friend's FB feed.

What happens when you press the throttle and brake pedals simultaneously?

Some dude: It takes a screenshot.

:)

If you press all three, i.e., Accelerator, Brakes and Clutch pedal simultaneously ?

Probably, the car restarts (Ctrl + Alt + Del) or locks the doors in the latest version :)

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Innocent query at work: Will Allahabad Bank's name be changed too? #Prayagraj

Source: https://twitter.com/AmanKayamHai_ET/...30923494264832

Note: Take it lightly, let us not start a debate on whether the decision was correct or not. Thanks

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Originally Posted by GeeTee TSI (Post 4478049)

While cars do not usually have vanity mirrors on the driver's side, this Ola driver decided to simply 'turn' his IRVM into one :Frustrati
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Sharing a similar incident that I was part of.

One day, I was leaving office after work and reached the parking. I saw an Eon parked few places away from my car. A lady was trying to reverse the Eon out of the parking spot and was unsuccessful. Two security staffs were helping her by guiding. I came, saw this, got into my car, reversed out, thought of helping her but thought better of offering unsolicited help. Was about to leave when one of the staff helping her walked upto to me and asked if I could help the lady.

The lady stepped out and I got into her car. As a natural instinct, I looked at the ORVMs. The left ORVM was closed and the right one was adjusted so that the driver could see his/her face in it directly.:Frustrati Needless to say the IRVM was also adjusted to face the driver directly. Took me 2 minutes to adjust the mirrors and 1 min to reverse the car out without any assistance.

An American evangelist known as ‘The Miracle Healer’ was preaching in Newcastle. A teenage boy approached the clergyman and tentatively asked: " Can you help me with my hearing?”
The clergyman smiled and placed his hands on the boy’s ears reciting a prayer.
“Well my son,” he asked, “how is your hearing now?”
The teenager shook his head: “ Dunno.... it’s not until next Wednesday.