The Official Joke thread

sandx · 9th January 2018, 23:09

Just bought a Honda City. This I passed to all my WhatsApp contacts, an original from yours truly.

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TorqueyTechie · 10th January 2018, 08:12

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Originally Posted by sandx

Just bought a Honda City. This I passed to all my WhatsApp contacts, an original from yours truly.

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I had bought it much earlier than you but in pink color! (Don't ask)

2016 Honda city

sandx · 10th January 2018, 11:59

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Originally Posted by TorqueyTechie

I had bought it much earlier than you but in pink color! (Don't ask)

2016 Honda city

Damn! Missed the bragging right.

aqualeo2040 · 12th January 2018, 14:35

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Originally Posted by 1self

Now THAT is Pole Position! This guy should be in F1

I only have one question:
HOW?

GeeTee TSI · 13th January 2018, 11:50

Surely, diesel vehicles can be green!

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arunphilip · 17th January 2018, 15:17

Speaks for itself, and speaks to all Bangaloreans:

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PS: 2.5 hrs in the monsoon from Tin Factory to Silk Board? What sort of a maniac is driving at those speeds?!

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Originally Posted by paragsachania

I think it is inclusive of refueling stop at Shell Bellandur, and time taken to get onto and get down from a flat bed truck

.

LOL

anoop.u · 17th January 2018, 15:25

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Originally Posted by GeeTee TSI

Surely, diesel vehicles can be green!
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Look like you were in Kerala, and if i'm not wrong, traveling by train.

Can i know the location, if you were travelling by train?

paragsachania · 17th January 2018, 15:26

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Originally Posted by arunphilip

PS: 2.5 hrs in the monsoon from Tin Factory to Silk Board? What sort of a maniac is driving at those speeds?!

I think it is inclusive of refueling stop at Shell Bellandur, and time taken to get onto and get down from a flat bed truck

.

GeeTee TSI · 17th January 2018, 18:54

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Originally Posted by anoop.u

Look like you were in Kerala, and if i'm not wrong, traveling by train.

Can i know the location, if you were travelling by train?

This was spotted between Kozhikode and Shoranur, with the buzz from people that these vehicles were probably confiscated from the 'sand mafia' and still lying unclaimed

1self · 19th January 2018, 05:43

Some company ought to make this! It'll make life a LOT easier.

Rshrey22 · 24th January 2018, 02:30

VTEC memes are the best

TorqueyTechie · 30th January 2018, 12:35

I seriously don't know where else to post this news! After reading this I was

Drug peddler files I-T returns for Rs 40 lakh

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BENGALURU: A 34-year-old migrant construction labourer who declared Rs 40 lakh as his annual income and filed his income-tax returns was arrested for peddling drugs.

Koramangala police seized 26 kg of ganja and Rs 5 lakh cash from Rachappa Ranga, who had come from Pushpapura, Chamarajanagara 12 years ago now resides off Kanakapura Road.

His associate, Srinivas, 47, a Chandapura resident, was arrested, while his ganja supplier Sashu, is at large.

Rachappa, a matriculate, came under the police scanner a few months after he filed Income-Tax returns, declaring Rs 40 lakh as income for 2017-18.

1self · 30th January 2018, 15:54

The build quality says it all!

RaghuVis · 31st January 2018, 12:21

Was confused as to where to put this pic. This can be put in Auto-Image Thread, non auto Image thread as well as this one. Finally decided to put it here!

sparky@home · 5th February 2018, 08:57

The Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are trying to get to America and are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......

'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet.'

'Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee.'

So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.

'Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. 'Eees a bacon tree.'

'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget.'

'Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree so wees must be at zee border. Everyone knows zee gringo's likes bacon'.

And with that... Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

'Pepe... go back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree.'

'Luis Luis mi amigo... what ees it?

'Pepe... ees not a bacon tree...

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees

Eees a Ham Bush.

9th January 2018, 23:09	#9871
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30th January 2018, 15:54	#9883
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 332 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread The build quality says it all! Attached Thumbnails

31st January 2018, 12:21	#9884
RaghuVis BHPian Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: India Posts: 748 Thanked: 4,952 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Was confused as to where to put this pic. This can be put in Auto-Image Thread, non auto Image thread as well as this one. Finally decided to put it here! Attached Thumbnails

5th February 2018, 08:57	#9885
sparky@home BHPian Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: KL08/KL46 Posts: 434 Thanked: 1,691 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread The Bacon Tree Two Mexicans are trying to get to America and are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden....... 'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet.' 'Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee.' So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat. 'Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. 'Eees a bacon tree.' 'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget.' 'Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree so wees must be at zee border. Everyone knows zee gringo's likes bacon'. And with that... Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath. 'Pepe... go back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree.' 'Luis Luis mi amigo... what ees it? 'Pepe... ees not a bacon tree... Ees Ees Ees Ees Ees Ees Ees Eees a Ham Bush.