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The headline in NDTV reads "Station Manager Suspended After Hema Malini Escapes Bull Attack"

Perhaps, the station master would have got promoted, if he had let the Bull attack the actress.

https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/stat...attack-1771120

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Originally Posted by mallumowgli (Post 4299956)
The headline in NDTV reads "Station Manager Suspended After Hema Malini Escapes Bull Attack"

Perhaps, the station master would have got promoted, if he had let the Bull attack the actress.

You can never be sure in today's world, the bull might have more rights than Ms.Malini :D

Yeah! That's what it's all about! :)

Now THAT was a pothole! :D

Need some blue pills ASAP.:D

Thus spoke the subject.....:D
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This had to be shared.
Credit- Car Memes on facebook.
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Sooner rather than later..you WILL REGRET! :eek:

"What happened? Why is your arm in a sling?"

"Ah! Nothing much. Took an Indigo. It's just an airline fracture"

Received via forward, bit of a crude translation from hindi:

"Life has become like the Despacito song. Not able to understand what is happening but everyone is enjoying it"

Interviewer: Why are you leaving your present organisation?

Candidate: My current boss and I have major religious differences.

Interviewer: What are those differences?

Candidate: My boss thinks he is a God; I don't!

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

Context: Private medical practitioners in Karnataka have gone on an indefinite strike demanding scrapping of the KPME Act.

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I never knew a digital tire pressure gauge looks like this :D.

Did I mention that this gauge will work only for Tata Indica Vista :Frustrati.

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Funny Translations, obviously Chinese. They are really trying hard to explain whatever they want to sell.

Source from the internet.


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