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Originally Posted by turbodude
(Post 4230902)
Contribution from a friend who is frustrated with JK tyres. Mods please delete if you find it inappropriate. |
I suppose bringing in brands into a joke thread is not quite acceptable. I have seen posts type casting based on brands that have been deleted. Probably the mods haven't seen this yet.
:deadhorse
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Originally Posted by swissknife
(Post 4231141)
I suppose bringing in brands into a joke thread is not quite acceptable. I have seen posts type casting based on brands that have been deleted. Probably the mods haven't seen this yet.
:deadhorse |
He he he. And you, sir, haven't probably seen the first post of this thread. :D
It's all in lighter vein. Let it be. ;)
Saw this ad on olx.
If the box can do this, wonder what smart stuff the phone can do.
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Originally Posted by BenjiRoss
(Post 4234279)
Saw this ad on olx.
If the box can do this, wonder what smart stuff the phone can do. |
It would probably make use of the restroom
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Can the Jeep Compass be added here? Just wondering due to the discussion thread on the car :D
FINAL LAW EXAM PAPER (extracted from a real exam)
A woman was driving an old Volvo car when she mistakenly hit a 2016 Range Rover.
The lady came out from her Range Rover insulting the other lady for not being careful, asking her to repair her Range Rover.
The woman with the Volvo called her husband, he replied that he was busy, that she should try fix up things and that they will meet later at home.
The lady with the Range Rover called her boyfriend and said "sweetheart someone just hit the birthday gift you gave me, I am so angry, please come over."
Few minutes later her boyfriend arrived. Guess what? He is the husband to the lady with the Volvo car.
Discuss the possible legal consequences for all 3 parties.. (20 Marks)
Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”
Man: “I had to get to work.”
Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
Man: "I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus."
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Originally Posted by sparky@home
(Post 4241815)
A woman was driving an old Volvo car when she mistakenly hit a 2016 Range Rover... |
You have been
condored my friend. Please refer to post #9756 :).
Here's one from my side:
A person went to a kirana shop to purchase tur dal. On hearing the price, he fell unconscious and sadly passed away. The PM read:
Cause of death - "High pulse rate."
I don't think people are going to enjoy the cake that well.
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A typical O.Henry type short story
During a recent outing in Kerala, a woman squeezed a little time off, to visit a fortune teller of some local repute.
In the semi-dark, hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered the grave news.
*"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt:
Prepare yourself to be a widow.
Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."*
Stunned & Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands".
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.
She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked,
"Will I be acquitted?"
On the menace of driving with high beam in city
Somebody please start a rumour or a WhatsApp forward somehow proving that driving with high beams on consumes extraaa fuel rl:rl:
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Originally Posted by auto_enthusiast
(Post 4247573)
On the menace of driving with high beam in city |
Better still, driving in high beam causes extra heat to be generated in the bulbs and this emits harmful
impotons, particles which travel through the AC vents and inhaling them causes impotency.
Now this should work. stupid:
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Originally Posted by auto_enthusiast
(Post 4247573)
On the menace of driving with high beam in city
Somebody please start a rumour or a WhatsApp forward somehow proving that driving with high beams on consumes extraaa fuel rl:rl: |
This is true. If cars use high beams, the high beam light resists the car from moving forward. So, the engine has to exert more power to overcome the high beam light resistance. Therefore fuel consumption is high :)
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