The Official Joke thread

dailydriver · 22nd April 2017, 16:07

Received on whatsapp. Credit to the unknown cartoonist who came up with this brilliant bit.

vinay kamath · 23rd April 2017, 15:29

Appeared in TOI on 21.04.2017

DuHasstMich · 24th April 2017, 12:07

The other day I saw a car with the "Live to Drive" sticker, but guess what, it was being driven by a chauffeur!
Early morning drive to office with nothing else to think about, I had a good chuckle thinking the sticker should be changed to "Drive to Live"

No offence, just a light moment..

swissknife · 24th April 2017, 16:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by DuHasstMich

The other day I saw a car with the "Live to Drive" sticker, but guess what, it was being driven by a chauffeur!
Early morning drive to office with nothing else to think about, I had a good chuckle thinking the sticker should be changed to "Drive to Live"

No offence, just a light moment..

In fact, I was thinking of suggesting such a sticker for cabs!

msprabhakar · 26th April 2017, 12:48

Is this a joke...or did ADITYA PURI really say that?

sukhoi30 · 26th April 2017, 16:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by msprabhakar

Is this a joke...or did ADITYA PURI really say that?

I think he is "too honest" to be saying that. Other MDs follow the advice to the "T" and will never say it.

swissknife · 8th May 2017, 16:41

At the Anna salai flyover at Chennai!

nitinbose · 12th May 2017, 10:49

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5p4sAkjLSI

IndieGooner · 12th May 2017, 10:53

Courtesy - A Malayalam troll forwarded on WhatsApp.

Me: How are you?

SBI Staffer: FINE!!

for_cars1 · 12th May 2017, 17:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by nitinbose

Lamborghini Tractor

Just shows the genius of Lamborghini, even his Tractor design looks so neat and classy. Hats off to him.

esoticoreventon · 12th May 2017, 22:58

I found this on my Facebook news feed! Hilarious!

Vishid · 14th May 2017, 18:18

A French company MD: "Indians love compact cars. Hence in our flagship compact SUV, we have given them everything compact, including compact Airbags!"

dailydriver · 17th May 2017, 05:50

Was Buddha the enlightened hinting at WannaCry when he said this?

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India's ingenious solution to escape the wrath of WannaCry virus: Make this your screensaver.

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Tanmay K · 20th May 2017, 07:38

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Hope it's not been posted before

AVIS · 28th May 2017, 18:56

I had read this story (a true incident in some city in the UK) in the newspaper, a while ago. Some guy received a traffic ticket in the mail for breaking a traffic signal, along with a photo of his car's license plate captured by the signal camera.
He mails back a photo of currency notes totaling to the fine amount. After getting a reply from the traffic department with a photo of handcuffs, he pays up!

22nd April 2017, 16:07	#9721
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23rd April 2017, 15:29	#9722
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24th April 2017, 12:07	#9723
DuHasstMich BHPian Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Pune,Delhi Posts: 183 Thanked: 170 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread The other day I saw a car with the "Live to Drive" sticker, but guess what, it was being driven by a chauffeur! Early morning drive to office with nothing else to think about, I had a good chuckle thinking the sticker should be changed to "Drive to Live" No offence, just a light moment..

26th April 2017, 12:48	#9725
msprabhakar BHPian Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Mumbai Posts: 266 Thanked: 89 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Is this a joke...or did ADITYA PURI really say that? Attached Thumbnails

8th May 2017, 16:41	#9727
swissknife BHPian Join Date: Mar 2017 Location: Chennai Posts: 855 Thanked: 1,430 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread At the Anna salai flyover at Chennai! Attached Thumbnails

12th May 2017, 10:53	#9729
IndieGooner BHPian Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Trivandrum Posts: 61 Thanked: 286 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Courtesy - A Malayalam troll forwarded on WhatsApp. Me: How are you? SBI Staffer: FINE!!

12th May 2017, 22:58	#9731
esoticoreventon BHPian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Chennai Posts: 207 Thanked: 515 Times	I found this on my Facebook news feed! Hilarious! Attached Thumbnails

14th May 2017, 18:18	#9732
Vishid BHPian Join Date: May 2017 Location: Thrissur Posts: 25 Thanked: 78 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A French company MD: "Indians love compact cars. Hence in our flagship compact SUV, we have given them everything compact, including compact Airbags!"

17th May 2017, 05:50	#9733
dailydriver Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: Cynical City Posts: 1,230 Thanked: 6,722 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Was Buddha the enlightened hinting at WannaCry when he said this? India's ingenious solution to escape the wrath of WannaCry virus: Make this your screensaver. Last edited by dailydriver : 17th May 2017 at 06:18.

20th May 2017, 07:38	#9734
Tanmay K BHPian Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: City-hopping Posts: 219 Thanked: 212 Times View My Garage	Hope it's not been posted before

28th May 2017, 18:56	#9735
AVIS BHPian Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Atlanta Posts: 43 Thanked: 119 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread I had read this story (a true incident in some city in the UK) in the newspaper, a while ago. Some guy received a traffic ticket in the mail for breaking a traffic signal, along with a photo of his car's license plate captured by the signal camera. He mails back a photo of currency notes totaling to the fine amount. After getting a reply from the traffic department with a photo of handcuffs, he pays up!