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Received on whatsapp. Credit to the unknown cartoonist who came up with this brilliant bit.

Appeared in TOI on 21.04.2017

The other day I saw a car with the "Live to Drive" sticker, but guess what, it was being driven by a chauffeur!
Early morning drive to office with nothing else to think about, I had a good chuckle thinking the sticker should be changed to "Drive to Live" :)
No offence, just a light moment..

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Originally Posted by DuHasstMich (Post 4187843)
The other day I saw a car with the "Live to Drive" sticker, but guess what, it was being driven by a chauffeur!
Early morning drive to office with nothing else to think about, I had a good chuckle thinking the sticker should be changed to "Drive to Live" :)
No offence, just a light moment..

In fact, I was thinking of suggesting such a sticker for cabs!agree:

Is this a joke...or did ADITYA PURI really say that?:Shockked:

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Originally Posted by msprabhakar (Post 4189223)
Is this a joke...or did ADITYA PURI really say that?:Shockked:

I think he is "too honest" to be saying that. Other MDs follow the advice to the "T" and will never say it. clap:

At the Anna salai flyover at Chennai!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5p4sAkjLSI

Courtesy - A Malayalam troll forwarded on WhatsApp.

Me: How are you?

SBI Staffer: FINE!!

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Originally Posted by nitinbose (Post 4197247)
Lamborghini Tractor

Just shows the genius of Lamborghini, even his Tractor design looks so neat and classy. Hats off to him.

I found this on my Facebook news feed! Hilarious! :D

A French company MD: "Indians love compact cars. Hence in our flagship compact SUV, we have given them everything compact, including compact Airbags!" :Cheering:

Was Buddha the enlightened hinting at WannaCry when he said this?

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India's ingenious solution to escape the wrath of WannaCry virus: Make this your screensaver.

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Hope it's not been posted before

I had read this story (a true incident in some city in the UK) in the newspaper, a while ago. Some guy received a traffic ticket in the mail for breaking a traffic signal, along with a photo of his car's license plate captured by the signal camera.
He mails back a photo of currency notes totaling to the fine amount. After getting a reply from the traffic department with a photo of handcuffs, he pays up!


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