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They can't even differentiate the country. I land in Paris & get the SMS from Airtel "Welcome to Iran"


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Originally Posted by mallumowgli (Post 4020645)
Perhaps because they can't differentiate between town and country

Ettimadai near Coimbatore - as per Airtel ad


Source = Facebook.

Mumbai Police is very strict - No parking means no parking, whatever may be the vehicle rl: rl:

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On NDTV website at the end of new Gixxer launch article. New Gixxer has got some tough competition lol:

After posting my experience with a pesky insurance agent today, I recalled this one from long ago.

From my call centre days back in 2001.

We were doing new mobile activations for Sprint PCS and these Radio Shack guys used to call often to activate their customers phones. These guys always tried to hurry up the process and weren't the most polite or patient either.

Once the SSN credit check was taking longer than usual and out of frustration the RS guy goes " Listen.. how many chickens do you stick up you a** everyday", with giggles in the background. Being aware about the quality guys monitoring calls and them being recorded, I politely said "Half as many as you sir!"

RS guy - End call.

Oblivious insurance agent - http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/indian...ml#post4052040

They're running out of ideas :D

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Most of you might have seen this, but anyway posting. An IT spoof on A Wednesday climax.
https://youtu.be/WU47SggeCGo

Got a marketing / survey call yesterday.

Caller: Sir, do you use gas ? (cooking gas)
Me: yes
Caller: which gas ? ( I think she meant brand)
Me: LPG
Caller: LPG ?
Me: yes, Liquified Petroleum Gas.
Caller: < confused silence >

What would have happened if the mighty T-Rex was alive today. Well, it might not be as deadly as you think because of their short hands. And what if a T-Rex wanted to drive, that too a RS7. This hilarious commercial shows just that. And it's aptly titled "Audi- The Comeback":D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2j2-DqcPfM
Audi has definitely found a great way to showcase their piloted driving program.

An option that needs to be available :D

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Picture courtesy 9GAG

The story of my life! :)

A businessman opened a zoo and made the entry fee Rs. 50. Nobody came. He reduced to 25 and still nobody came. he then reduced it to 20, 10 and 5. Still nobody came. Finally he made it free and the zoo was packed in no time.

He then released the lion and made the exit fee Rs 200.

NOTE - This has got nothing to do with Reliance JIO Offer

So true with today's traffic! :D

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Originally Posted by 1self (Post 4061672)
So true with today's traffic! :D


Looks like it gained a couple of pounds bingeing on the good stuff :D

Saw this on Facebook.
Identity crisis.

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Some people will do anything to gel with the crowd :D

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