Team-BHP - The Official Joke thread

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Originally Posted by mayankk (Post 4014505)

Misleading adverts, anyone?

It's not misleading. Mahindra has launched 1.99L engine in Delhi to duck under the ban of diesel vehicles over 2L ruling.
The 1.99L refers to the engine capacity not the pricing.

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Originally Posted by speedmiester (Post 4014508)

It's not misleading. Mahindra has launched 1.99L engine in Delhi to duck under the ban of diesel vehicles over 2L ruling.
The 1.99L refers to the engine capacity not the pricing.

Yeah, doesnt everyone know about nimble Mahindra and their 1.99 engine. :)
At 1.99L? Sorry, then I guess it should go to the bad English thread.

Well, there was this married couple and the husband was old and rich. The wife was young and had married him for the money.

The husband suddenly had a stroke and was about to die. He was not able to re-write his will and he really didn't want his wife to get his money. He called his wife.

Husband: "Honey, you need to promise me one thing"
Wife: "Yes darling, anything!"
H: "Promise me, you'll sell all my properties, and I want you to bury all the money along with me. I don't want you to have a single cent"
W: "Umm...sure"
H: "You're making me a promise on my death bed, don't break it!"

Shortly after, he died leaving a vast sum of money to his wife that she couldn't use. The funeral service happened and the nurse that had taken care of him came to his wife.

"I didn't see you putting the money in his casket. I can't believe you're breaking a promise that you made on his death bed" the nurse said.

"I didn't break any promise" said the wife.

"I've written him a cheque and put it in his pocket. He can cash it whenever he wants to!"

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Originally Posted by drhoneycake (Post 4006922)

I don't get network at home, at office and half the time people say my number is not reachable and this lady claims to get 4G in the mountains somewhere.

Perhaps because they can't differentiate between town and country

Ettimadai near Coimbatore - as per Airtel ad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L2vUf9CZhg

Ettimadai as I see everyday :D

Hey TBHPites, please respect the man and be sensitive about these Rajinikanth jokes. He has expressed his displeasure about these jokes at the press conference after Kabali release.
A reporter (?TOI) asked him how many Rajnikanth jokes he was aware of.
A visibly uncomfortable Rajnikanth muttered "Two or three jokes".
The insensitive reporter pressed on and said, "That's not possible. Even I have heard hundreds of them".
Rajnikanth replied, "I've heard only two or three jokes. Rest are true facts".

(I have added this here and not in the Rajnikanth automotive thread as this has no mention of anything automotive)

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Originally Posted by mallumowgli (Post 4020645)

Perhaps because they can't differentiate between town and country

Ettimadai near Coimbatore - as per Airtel ad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L2vUf9CZhg

Ettimadai as I see everyday :D

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My friend says that Airtel services works well only at forests, hill stations and Himalayas but NOT in towns or places where human civilization exists. :D

My views on the Airtel ad featuring Ettimadai reflects the same! I dont think they even know where it is.