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For all the Java fans :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhllo1xQer8

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Originally Posted by msdivy (Post 3955190)
For all the Java fans :)

Ha ha... As a user, I have always detested .net!

Long live... well, anything, as long as it isn't .net lol:

Below excerpt is taken from Hero official website.

Page link:
http://www.heromotocorp.com/en-in/th...med-fi-62.html

"PROGRAMMED FI - works by injecting the appropriate amount of fuel into the cylinder, precisely calculated by the date received through hi - tech sensors in the engine that feeds the engine data and environmental conditions to a central computer system called the ECU - Electronic Control Unit."

I was wondering for 5 minutes how they use DATE to calculate the amount of fuel :D to be passed.

Hero guys, you need proof readers.

It is so hitech that it calculates from the date fuel was filled in! Yeah, they need a proof reader badly.

Pradeep


Quote:

Originally Posted by turbodude (Post 3955798)
Below excerpt is taken from Hero official website.

Page link:
http://www.heromotocorp.com/en-in/th...med-fi-62.html

"PROGRAMMED FI - works by injecting the appropriate amount of fuel into the cylinder, precisely calculated by the date received through hi - tech sensors in the engine that feeds the engine data and environmental conditions to a central computer system called the ECU - Electronic Control Unit."

I was wondering for 5 minutes how they use DATE to calculate the amount of fuel :D to be passed.

Hero guys, you need proof readers.


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Originally Posted by pradkumar (Post 3955818)
It is so hitech that it calculates from the date fuel was filled in! Yeah, they need a proof reader badly.

Pradeep

Quote:

Originally Posted by turbodude (Post 3955798)
Below excerpt is taken from Hero official website.

Page link:
http://www.heromotocorp.com/en-in/th...med-fi-62.html

"PROGRAMMED FI - works by injecting the appropriate amount of fuel into the cylinder, precisely calculated by the date received through hi - tech sensors in the engine that feeds the engine data and environmental conditions to a central computer system called the ECU - Electronic Control Unit."

I was wondering for 5 minutes how they use DATE to calculate the amount of fuel :D to be passed.

Hero guys, you need proof readers.

Looks like they have gone through your comment. "Date" changed to "Data".

Been seeing this .. & find it funny :)

The Official Joke thread-eatfresh.jpg

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Originally Posted by ilangop (Post 3955953)
Looks like they have gone through your comment. "Date" changed to "Data".

Look again! "Date" on 2nd line remains unchanged.

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Originally Posted by ilangop (Post 3955953)
Looks like they have gone through your comment. "Date" changed to "Data".

Nope. It's still there. See the latest screen grab taken today morning.

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This one is howlarious rl: rl:. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

Thanks to Shreyas Hande for sharing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arQ8...1Bz-AgofRgfoOB

Got this as a Whatsapp forward

I work in an IT firm and it is pretty common for us to face issues with laptops. We have a service desk that solves our issues when a ticket is raised. One day I was facing some issue with Outlook and I raised a ticket to get it resolved. I got a call from Service desk lady after some time and it went this way:

Lady: Hi I'm calling from service desk, what is the problem?

Me: (I explained the problem).

Lady: Can you please share your screen and give me the control so that I can solve the issue?

Me: (I shared the screen and gave the control. She solved it!!)

Lady: You may close the ticket from your end, the issue is solved.

Me: Thank you very much, I will close the ticket.

I opened her profile in Lync (it is business version of Skype, where you can chat and view the profiles of your company mates etc.) and had a look at her profile. The display pic looked small in size. I instantly messaged her Employee ID to my colleague(my college mate) and asked him to have a look at her. He replied "She looks good in some angles".

I tried searching her FB profile with the help of her name, but there were too many results.

I started searching on LinkedIn instead, I found her profile this time. I was trying to enlarge the profile pic and suddenly a message popped up - it says

" You may please stop sharing your screen!!"

Ha Ha, embarrassing!

And, in some parts of the world, might have got you into some trouble too.

Amby Valley? :D (just that this one is at Daman)
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Ankit's share

Takes his car right into the platform in Bengaluru City Railway Station.
we should be thankful that he didn't make the train come to his bedroom. : )

Did anybody read this? "That's my floor, m'lord. "

http://m.hindustantimes.com/delhi/sl...PEwWivgpI.html

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Originally Posted by mayankk (Post 3972516)
Did anybody read this? "That's my floor, m'lord. "

http://m.hindustantimes.com/delhi/sl...PEwWivgpI.html

OMG!! Thats really ROFL stuff.. I burst out in the middle of a meeting and almost fell off my chair. Sheepishly had to explain myself later on. Not safe for workplace reading specially in the middle of boring meetings!! :D :D


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