The Official Joke thread

SaNdY_AR · 16th February 2015, 16:46

Got it through WhatsApp forward.

syedhafeez · 17th February 2015, 01:28

Came across these memes on facebook. xD
Source: http://facebook.com/drivercult

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globemaster · 17th February 2015, 17:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronH4WK

People who built a PC will know

Attachment 1327913

I know I am off topic

Still cannot resist the temptation to ask how much this set up cost you.

adrian · 18th February 2015, 14:03

Who was that expert driver ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyZg3BUZHFs

And the driver couldn't help himself from performing his own version of the epic split

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoTsx6kAPYc

IronH4WK · 18th February 2015, 18:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by globemaster

I know I am off topic

Still cannot resist the temptation to ask how much this set up cost you.

that's not my setup, got it off the internet

surely it will come to about a 1L+ (i'm guessing).

but this one cost me around 55k.

saket77 · 19th February 2015, 10:34

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep...not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

brraj · 19th February 2015, 11:13

Some of the biggest lies ever told?

- Now the chief guest will say a "few" words
- Ink eraser. . Never worked
- Windows is checking for a solution to the problem…"
- Estimate download time
- “Your call is important to us.”
- Money, age, SES, CGPA, doesn't matter
- Ticking the check box which says, "I have read all terms and conditions."
- Only one more episode and back to studying..
- CONGRATULATIONS !!!
You are our 100,000th visitor... CLICK HERE!!!
- There are sexy singles in your area.
- 9999999 games in 1
- "We'll keep your resumé and get in touch with you for the result of your interview."
- "Last bite, I promise"
- I won't judge
- "I swear, this is the last Quora question I'm reading."
- That last minute studies WON'T HELP.
- Axe Effect
- - I'm on my way. Will reach there in 5 minutes.
- If you swallow gum, it will stay in your stomach for 7 years.
- Dear sir,
You do not know me, but I am a Nigerian prince. First let me say, that I trust you...
- Santa Claus
- No offense
- You seem nice, so we made you a big wooden horse.
- "It's not about the money.”
- Politicians' promises , especially Indian Politicians' promises

Gannu_1 · 19th February 2015, 11:15

Wife sent this over WhatsApp:

Quote:

Why are men not allowed to give advice in Love columns of magazines

Anonymous:
Hi! I'm a lady aged 26, married with one kid. Last week my husband was off duty and I had to drive alone to work. I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home. I drove for just about 2 km from home and my car engine started to overheat so I had to turn back and get another car. When I got home I found my husband romancing with our maid. I don't know what to do now. Please help.

Reply by the male columnist:
Dear anonymous.
Overheating of engine after such short distance can be caused due to several reasons. You need to check your engine oil and coolant water levels in your car periodically. You must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in future. Hope this helped you!

Thad E Ginathom · 19th February 2015, 14:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by brraj

Some of the biggest lies ever told?

- There are sexy singles in your area.

That's not false!

What's false is the idea that they want anything to do with me

D4D · 20th February 2015, 22:29

This had to be shared here:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/...?frame=2196460

1self · 21st February 2015, 08:05

The parts-guys at dealerships nowadays!

Mr.Boss · 21st February 2015, 11:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1self

The parts-guys at dealerships nowadays!

Another standard question, 'Petrol or Diesel'
How come the Head lamp differ with Engine?

Thad E Ginathom · 21st February 2015, 13:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Boss

Another standard question, 'Petrol or Diesel'
How come the Head lamp differ with Engine?

Different levels of vibration

seby_v · 23rd February 2015, 18:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Boss

Another standard question, 'Petrol or Diesel'
How come the Head lamp differ with Engine?

I believe, when optra introduced diesel, it was branded as magnum and had a different headlamp design.

SLK · 23rd February 2015, 23:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by seby_v

I believe, when optra introduced diesel, it was branded as magnum and had a different headlamp design.

Magnum was also available in petrol.

I don't think from the outside there was any difference in petrol and diesel headlamps. Diesel sure needed stronger latches, with the 300+nm of torque, it was (is for me!) fast, and the headlight needed to hold on tight

16th February 2015, 16:46	#8746
SaNdY_AR BHPian Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Bangalore Posts: 81 Thanked: 154 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Got it through WhatsApp forward. Attached Thumbnails Last edited by SaNdY_AR : 16th February 2015 at 16:51.

19th February 2015, 10:34	#8751
saket77 Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: India Posts: 4,789 Thanked: 14,478 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep...not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

19th February 2015, 11:13	#8752
brraj BHPian Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: bangalore Posts: 924 Thanked: 1,309 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Some of the biggest lies ever told? - Now the chief guest will say a "few" words - Ink eraser. . Never worked - Windows is checking for a solution to the problem…" - Estimate download time - “Your call is important to us.” - Money, age, SES, CGPA, doesn't matter - Ticking the check box which says, "I have read all terms and conditions." - Only one more episode and back to studying.. - CONGRATULATIONS !!! You are our 100,000th visitor... CLICK HERE!!! - There are sexy singles in your area. - 9999999 games in 1 - "We'll keep your resumé and get in touch with you for the result of your interview." - "Last bite, I promise" - I won't judge - "I swear, this is the last Quora question I'm reading." - That last minute studies WON'T HELP. - Axe Effect - - I'm on my way. Will reach there in 5 minutes. - If you swallow gum, it will stay in your stomach for 7 years. - Dear sir, You do not know me, but I am a Nigerian prince. First let me say, that I trust you... - Santa Claus - No offense - You seem nice, so we made you a big wooden horse. - "It's not about the money.” - Politicians' promises , especially Indian Politicians' promises

20th February 2015, 22:29	#8755
D4D BHPian Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Garden City Posts: 482 Thanked: 336 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This had to be shared here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/...?frame=2196460

21st February 2015, 08:05	#8756
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 334 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread The parts-guys at dealerships nowadays! Attached Thumbnails

17th February 2015, 01:28	#8747
syedhafeez BHPian Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 975 Thanked: 368 Times	Came across these memes on facebook. xD Source: http://facebook.com/drivercult