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Old 6th December 2014, 17:28   #8656
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http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/commer...s-captain.html

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Ashokleyland introduced its new heavy truck platform "CAPTAIN" series.
I would love to see Vijayakanth doing an ad for this product
(If you follow tamil movies, you know what I'm talking about!)
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Star Trek for the win!

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Old 6th December 2014, 23:15   #8658
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http://classifieds.team-bhp.com/buy-...Fortuner.html/

Seriously??
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I watched this at 5 am and woke my wife up as I couldn't control my laughter.
Had a solid laugh for a long time. Thanks for sharing.

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Old 7th December 2014, 08:53   #8660
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Home made turbo charging.
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Old 7th December 2014, 14:55   #8661
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Stress reduction kit! Found this pasted in one of the French bank's corporate office in Paris.
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You must be joking!

The French would rather jump off the Eiffel en masse than post stuff in the queen's language.
Heh, I've seen the same thing in my client office in the UK.

@ khoj, funny sig, but it might give people the idea that they're more focused on departing, if you know what I mean
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For every Dragonball Z fan out there..
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For all Honda and Hyundai guys out there!

I think its true!

Honda - Hyundai !
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The irony is strong in this one.
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If that video is not edited, then those cows have much more road sense, and decided to implement the rules. Would have loved to see the look on his face.
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Wonder how she passed her Road Test


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The irony is strong in this one.
You're supposed to give us a 'bad pun warning'

Good one!
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A Letter from Grandma

Got a letter from Grandma the other day. She writes:

The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed!

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed. I found that LOTS of people love Jesus!

Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn few times to share in the love!
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach."

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. Then I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing; why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection.

I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

Love,
Grandma
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That save though!

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The big, old CRTs can kill children if they pull them over. I never thought there could be so much danger with an LED!

But yes: great save
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