Team-BHP - The Official Joke thread

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Originally Posted by 1self (Post 3518464)

Anyone care for an ice bucket challenge with this! :D

Actually some one has already thought of that. Check out this link
http://youtu.be/PdBEh5WMUiU

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Originally Posted by vinay kamath (Post 3521176)

more Ice Bucket Challenge Jokes!!

Contd.. meanwhile in ze middle-east :D (thanks Nirmal for putting this up on FB).

WHY MEN AREN'T ALLOWED TO ADVICE IN LOVE COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES AND NEWSPAPERS

Anonymous:
Hi! I'm a lady aged 26, married, with one kid. Last week my husband was off duty and I had to drive alone to work. I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home. I drove for just about 2km from home n my car engine started 2 overheat so i had to turn back and get another car. When i got home i found my husband in indecent behaviour with our maid. I don't know what to do now. Please help.

Reply by male columnist:

Dear anonymous.
Overheating of engine after such short distance can be caused by problems associated with the carburetor. U need to check your oil and water level in your engine b4 u start your journey. U must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in future.
Hope this helped you...!!

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Originally Posted by tiger_stripes (Post 3523182)

WHY MEN AREN'T ALLOWED TO ADVICE IN LOVE COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES AND NEWSPAPERS

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Hope this helped you...!!

condored, albeit it was in the form of an image :D

Gems.
Top one says I'll grow up to be a truck. I'm a kid right now.

The next one is "buri nazar wale, kama ke khale "
Translated as per tollywood, that means, "oh you, with the evil eye, feast with your own earnings. ":)

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Originally Posted by mayankk (Post 3523213)

Gems....

I'd seen one on a truck some time back, which said "Buri nazar wale tere bachche jiye, bade hokar desi daru piye" :-D

Cheers,
Vikram

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Originally Posted by tiger_stripes (Post 3523182)

WHY MEN AREN'T ALLOWED TO ADVICE IN LOVE COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES AND NEWSPAPERS

:D

On a serious note, I read about a qualified guy, now in his nineties, who does answer questions on sex and relationships in Indian newspapers, is still motivated by the desire to enlighten, and seems to have no intention of retiring. Whilst some of his replies are a little scathing, many are given with a large does of humour. It was inspiring, but I'm afraid I didn't bookmark it.

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Originally Posted by Thad E Ginathom (Post 3523422)

Whilst some of his replies are a little scathing, many are given with a large does of humour.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahinder_Watsa this is a daily dose of humor in a daily here (Mumbai Mirror).