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NSA pickup lines ;)



Courtesy: U.S Army W.T.F Moments FB page

Wish I Lived Here !!



Courtesy: FB

NSA doesn't even have to try :D

From the world of FB, a real good one!

A Sardar, recently arrived in the US, wanting to earn some money, decides to become a 'handy-man' and starts looking for some work in an up-market colony nearby.

He goes to the front door of the nearest house and asks the owner, another Indian, if he had any odd jobs for him to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch, how much will you charge?" the owner says.

The Sardar responds, "How about $50?"
The owner says "Fine, there's a can of brown paint and brushes in the garage."

The owner's wife, inside the house, overhearing the conversation asks her husband, "Does he realize that the porch goes all around the house? That's a whole day's job!!"
The man replies, "He should; he was standing on it. Do you think he's dumb?"

"No, I don't think so. I guess I'm just influenced by those stupid Sardar
e-mail jokes we keep receiving.", she comments

A short time later, the Sardar comes to the door and asks for the $50.

"You've finished already?" the husband asks.

"Yes," he replies, "and there was paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reaches into his pocket for the money and hands it to him.

"And by the way," the turbaned guy adds, "it's not a Porsche, it's a BMW!!

People's opinion about the "NEW IPHONE"lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oprUI6nupfc

here's another one on the new iPhone 5s :D

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=525578634178512

Jail breaking the iphone 5s finger print scanner

http://ibnlive.in.com/news/little-gi...421508-11.html

and another one :D



:uncontrol

courtesy: 9GAG.COM

How I feel most days at work :D


courtesy: 9GAG.COM

Its the Seventh or more time on this thread but maybe first with a Sardar in it.

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2838197

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post793714

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post289358

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post169523

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post137550

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post128587

Got this as a WhatsApp forward. A killer PJ after long. Don't kill me after reading this! :p


Many Doctors were dancing during Ganesh visarjan.
A person asked,"why u all r dancing?"
They replied-"we surgeon, we surgeon!"
LOL

No Work! Then create :)

Creativity! Liked that one. Source?

Not sure about source Sudev. Got as an e-mail forward.

Anyone want to install Windows 8 - The Sloppy, err Floppy way ? :D



Today's Eye Test



Source for Both: FB