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Once in a soap industry in Japan,
The soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e empty box.
To avoid the problem in the future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check whether soap is Packed in every cover or not in assembly line.
Same problem occurred in India
What did they do?
They simply put a fan beside d assembly line. Empty boxes were flown away!
India.. Jugaad and cost cutting me hum duniya ke baap hai!!
Different styles of biking :D
Picture courtesy: 9GAG.COM
Got this as a whatsapp forward.
The Difference between Normal English and GRE English.
A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.
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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
GRE STUDENT : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
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NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.
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NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.
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NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
GRE STUDENT : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
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NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
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NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.
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NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
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NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.
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NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
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NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.
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NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
A WhatsApp joke.
Considering financial situation, our Stock Exchange has revised the following terms:
BSE:Bombay se exit
NSE: Nation se exit
F/O: Future over
NIFTY: No income for this year
FII: Fraudulent international investors
HNI: Has no idea
PMS: Pre mediated scam
SIP: Suicide by investing patiently
EBITDA: Exit before it tumbles down again.
lemme post this before Scorcher does :p
how the meeting went :D
New word added to English Dictionary
Rupeed (ru-pee-d)-verb: Move downward, typically rapidly and freely without control, from a higher level to a lower level.
Usage in sentence: I tripped and rupeed from the stairs.
Best of Twitter Jokes on Ben Affleck being named as batman.
@DragonflyJonez: Affleck gonna be like "It's the Jokah! Or the Riddlah! Rahbin! Call Commissionah Gahden!"
@sickipediabot: Lets be honest here. If Ben Affleck as Batman ruined your weekend, there wasn't much to ruin in the first place.
@ComedyCentral: Casting Ben Affleck as Batman sounds like something The Joker would do to create a distraction at the nerd bank.
@DepressedDarth: Dear J.J. Abrams, Please make sure Ben Affleck is not in the new Star Wars movie. Sincerely, Everbody.
@meeses: man who directed the latest Oscar winner for Best Picture is going to be directed by the man who did Sucker Punch.
@ChaseMit: In the Ben Affleck version, Batman's parents kill themselves.
@wilw: Really looking forward to seeing Affleck bring the depth and gravitas to Batman that he brought to Daredevil and Gigli.
source .
In olden days when there were no smartphones, men came to know about autocorrect only when they got married.
From the source of the selective tweets posted above, the one that I liked best :
@BRIANMBENDIS: For those wondering why Ben Affleck would agree to be in this movie, I have the answer. my 10-year-old just asked: who's Ben Affleck?
Tweet from @coolfunnytshirt:
Whenever we say 'fast' track courts in India, we should also remember that Balaji & Munaf are also called 'fast' bowlers in India!!:D
Closing the Divorce and Alimony case of Santa Singh vs Preeto. Singh...
Judge : I have reviewed this case carefully and have decided to give your wife alimony of Rs 20,000 per month.
Santa: That's very fair, your honor. And whenever possible I'll also try to give her some money myself!!
Beta - "Mom, Love marriage karne se ghar wale naaraz hote hain kya..?"
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Maa - "Tu zaroor kisi chudail ke chakkar mein hoga, aur ye sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga....
Ladkiyan to bas ladkon ko phansaane mein hi lagi rehti hain..
Jahan Accha Ladka dekha nahin ki
shuru ho gaye...
Beta in se bach ke rehna.. ye bahut makkaar aur KAMEENI hoti hain, aur inka to khandaan bhi…........"
Beta - "Bas maa, aisa kuch nahi hai,
Wo to Daddy bata rahe the ke Aap Dono ki Love marriage hui thi.."
PS: did not translate in English as the fun of the joke would not be there.
Cheers..!!
Saw this one on scoopertino.com. More than a joke, it is a perfect exapmple of what Apple actually does.
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