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fine the odd one out in this Tata only garage, all the service techs left what they were doing and came to admire the beat whet it rolled in. I guess this was a welcome change for them or they never say anything else other then a Tata :D

Short Jokes:

Doctor : Howz ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.:)
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Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in the neighborhood.

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Searching these keywords on Google`How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, "Good day sir, Even we are searching".

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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A friend recently explained, why he refuses to get married.
He says, "The wedding rings look like a miniature handcuffs".

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.

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WHY PARENTS SHOULD NOT TEXT...
Mom: Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?
Son: I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.
Mom: It's ok, don't worry about it...I'll ask your Sister, Love you too.!

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Mom: Son, your grandmother passed away an hour ago..LOL!!
Son: How is that funny, mom?
Mom: What do you mean, Peter...surely it is not funny!
Son: Mom, LOL means: Laugh Out Loud!
Mom: Oh, No! I thought it meant: Lots Of Love...I'll have to call everyone back and explain!

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OK.This is FACT :uncontrol



Source: Facebook

When everything else fails...:uncontrol
Spotted at Cafe Coffee day counter inside Manipal Hospital, Goa.

New Definition of ROTFLMAO :
Rolling on the floor, liquidating my assets off.:uncontrol

Saw this on Fiat's FB page. :D



Edit: changed the image as 'Team-bhp watermark' covered the comment.

On the same note:



Image courtesy: HVK Forum

Found this EPIC one in FB !!

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro.
German driver: What do you mean it's illegal?
Italian customs agent: Quattro means four.
German driver: Quattro is just the name of the automobile. Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry 5 persons.
Italian customs agent: You can't pull that one on me! Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law.

The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over, I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can't come. He's busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno !!! :uncontrol

You are hereby Condored. This joke has been posted countless times, example post #5189 pp346, #5242 pp350, etc. please search before posting.

Ohhh... I see. Found this in FB today, so thought of sharing. Would do a search first before such repeat postings. :)

I got this on Whatsapp, absolutely hilarious!

Behind the scenes :uncontrol



courtesy: Facebook

Today is Organ Donation Day!

Go give someone your piece of mind!

A mechanical engineer went to police station for filing report for his missing wife.
Engineer : I lost my wife, she went for shopping and still not reached home yet
Inspector: What is her height
Engineer: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Engineer: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of eyes
Engineer: Never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair
Engineer: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was she wearing
Engineer: Saree/suit/ I don't remember exactly
Inspector: Was she going in a car ???????
Engineer: yes
Inspector : tell me the number, name and color of the car Engineer: black audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which uses light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door. And then the engineer started crying.
Inspector: Lets search for the car first

That was hilarious!!

I think many of us here would be pretty much the same :D