The Official Joke thread

mayankk · 29th June 2013, 08:58

it says, "murderer. i was killed"

ilangop · 29th June 2013, 10:14

Somehow this spam post found place in an English Lambretta Lovers group in Facebook. The first 2 posts were simply sarcasric and funny. Wanted to share with you guys.
The second half is the English translation of the actual post in French. Hope you guys have a good laugh.

eq24 · 30th June 2013, 19:36

A wife is dreaming in bed, she suddenly wakes up and shouts, "Quick! My husband is home!"

Her husband wakes up and jumps out of the window

Sherlocked · 30th June 2013, 23:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by neoranjit

This isnt India at all.. Sherlock, may be you should use Watson's help more often

Quote:

Originally Posted by PPS

That is Jakarta. For a moment i thought that is Nariman Point!

Thanks for clarifying.

Another one from facebook:

ramzsys · 1st July 2013, 12:36

An interesting perception about sunroof. Oh and team-bhp mentioned as well!

http://chennai.olx.in/just-like-new-...-iid-523776684

carzone · 1st July 2013, 12:46

Had got this one of FB.

New customer care service.

ghodlur · 1st July 2013, 12:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by ramzsys

An interesting perception about sunroof. Oh and team-bhp mentioned as well!

http://chennai.olx.in/just-like-new-...-iid-523776684

Brought a smile on a Monday. Interesting to see Koreans building cars with German specs. And gently broken in... Ha.

mayankk · 1st July 2013, 22:39

A chemistry joke.....

Fuldagap · 1st July 2013, 23:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayankk

A chemistry joke.....

Glucose provides instant energy (y) no other fuel needed

mayankk · 1st July 2013, 23:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fuldagap

Glucose provides instant energy (y) no other fuel needed

Better than that.
By a bit.

Edit : it's a sugar cube......

Tapish · 2nd July 2013, 12:12

Lifted off the net- so true!

Cheers,
Tapish

eq24 · 2nd July 2013, 13:16

All you jeepsters, Watch the best mechanic in town in action.

Call - 1800BABY

The Official Joke thread-babymachanic.jpg

carwatcher · 3rd July 2013, 13:47

Difference between T-BHP and others (note the picture)

PapaBravo · 5th July 2013, 14:31

Disaster.

Poor Miata.

mayankk · 5th July 2013, 14:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by PapaBravo

Disaster.

Poor Miata.

Call me slow, but what are we looking at here?
apart from the miata on a rolling road, presumably.

29th June 2013, 10:14	#7877
ilangop BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Chennai Posts: 993 Thanked: 922 Times View My Garage	Spam post in FB LambrettaLovers Group Somehow this spam post found place in an English Lambretta Lovers group in Facebook. The first 2 posts were simply sarcasric and funny. Wanted to share with you guys. The second half is the English translation of the actual post in French. Hope you guys have a good laugh. Attached Thumbnails

30th June 2013, 19:36	#7878
eq24 BHPian Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Crazy-gaon, NCR Posts: 376 Thanked: 314 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A wife is dreaming in bed, she suddenly wakes up and shouts, "Quick! My husband is home!" Her husband wakes up and jumps out of the window

1st July 2013, 12:36	#7880
ramzsys Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: NH209 Posts: 1,786 Thanked: 1,466 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread An interesting perception about sunroof. Oh and team-bhp mentioned as well! http://chennai.olx.in/just-like-new-...-iid-523776684 Attached Thumbnails Last edited by ramzsys : 1st July 2013 at 12:40.

1st July 2013, 12:46	#7881
carzone BHPian Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Mumbai Posts: 581 Thanked: 297 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Had got this one of FB. New customer care service.

1st July 2013, 22:39	#7883
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,218 Thanked: 8,532 Times View My Garage	A chemistry joke..... Attached Thumbnails

29th June 2013, 08:58	#7876
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,218 Thanked: 8,532 Times View My Garage	it says, "murderer. i was killed"

2nd July 2013, 12:12	#7886
Tapish BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Nainital Posts: 364 Thanked: 902 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Lifted off the net- so true! Cheers, Tapish

2nd July 2013, 13:16	#7887
eq24 BHPian Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Crazy-gaon, NCR Posts: 376 Thanked: 314 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread All you jeepsters, Watch the best mechanic in town in action. Call - 1800BABY

3rd July 2013, 13:47	#7888
carwatcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Bardez, Goa Posts: 1,184 Thanked: 1,032 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Difference between T-BHP and others (note the picture) Attached Images Last edited by Rehaan : 9th July 2013 at 19:22. Reason: As per PM

5th July 2013, 14:31	#7889
PapaBravo BHPian Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: KOL-DEL-LKO Posts: 720 Thanked: 3,522 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Disaster. Poor Miata.