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Marion: (Tending to an inured and tired Jones) "Indy, you are not the same man I knew ten years ago".
Indiana Jones: "It's not the years,honey; it's the mileage!"
Saw "Raiders of the lost Ark" in HBO last night!
Harrison Ford rocks!
This is not a joke. I saw this in a Tavera. Never seen before.
From Facebook Wall:uncontrol
Cheers!
Vinu
Mods: I found this funny so posting it in jokes thread, just in case somebody finds informational value in this then it can be moved to the real-estate thread :D
What all can one do post retirement? If this website and associated reports are to be believed then
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The Formula One legend, Michael Schumacher, presents Limited Edition condominiums which are not just ultra-luxuriant but also more than perfect in all aspects of living.
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Yes, Michael Schumacher is launching residential project in Gurgaon along with a London based developer. :uncontrol
more information here
http://schumacherworldtower.com/
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It is found on aftermarket plain mirrors. we have one on our SX4.
Quite an interesting charter :D Found this on a matrimonial site! ;)
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Originally Posted by car-dent
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It is found on aftermarket plain mirrors. we have one on our SX4.
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Maybe that's due to the one which used to appear in cars before "objects in mirror are closer than they appear"
found this on facebook
^^ I am looking to replace the vanity mirror for the front co-passenger seat (behind the top sun flap) with a mirror which says:
"THE OBJECT IN THE MIRROR IS ACTUALLY FATTER THAN IT APPEARS"
This is to prevent the incessant use of the vanity mirror by my partner while I am driving, and thereby I can avoid getting distracted / having my left side view blocked.
Please help in case there is something available !
Received this as an email.
TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA
1) What r u doing?
Ans. : Business
Tax :PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
2) What r u doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!
3) From where r u getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
4) What r u getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax
5) Where u Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
6) Do u have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
7) Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
8) Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
9) r u taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
10) Where r u taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
11) r u going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
12) Have u taken or given any Services?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
13) How come u got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
14) Do u have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!
15) To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
16) Have u purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
17) How u Travel?
Ans. : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!
18) Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
19) Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
20) INDIAN :: can i die now??
Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!:deadhorse
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Originally Posted by richie4u
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Received this as an email.
TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA
1) What r u doing?
Ans. : Business
Tax :PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
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20) INDIAN :: can i die now??
Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!:deadhorse
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If the answer to the first question is...
1) What are you doing?
Ans: I am a politician.
Tax: Heh, heh, sorry to bother you. Next!
Not sure if this has been put up earlier:)
I think the pic would speak for itself :Frustrati
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I think the pic would speak for itself :Frustrati
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And you did not take note of it while creating your handle in 2009 :)
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Originally Posted by Scorcher
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I think the pic would speak for itself :Frustrati
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what are you upset about? You got followers :D
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