Team-BHP - The Official Joke thread

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Originally Posted by ramzsys (Post 2971931)

Confusing... Who hires whom?

http://bangalore.olx.in/high-profile...-iid-457590952

Seems to be a "high" individual.
I stopped counting after 10.
:D

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Originally Posted by ramzsys (Post 2971931)

Confusing... Who hires whom?

http://bangalore.olx.in/high-profile...-iid-457590952

Not bad actually. Get to drive luxurious cars, make elite friends and earn 2500/hour. This dude is starting new trends.

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Originally Posted by speedmiester (Post 2973187)

Height of customer service!!!! lol:

That was one of the best till date! Pure ROFL stuff!!!:uncontrol
Would like to meet the person in-charge of their FB account!

Can't control!:uncontrol

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Originally Posted by speedmiester (Post 2973187)

Height of customer service!!!! lol:

Awesome! Absolute LOL stuff!! I cant stop laughing!!:uncontrol

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Originally Posted by Skyline GT-R

Aston Martin future model sketch leaked !

That was hilarious!!

Name: Aston Martin DB five-double-o:uncontrol

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Originally Posted by Rufus_M (Post 2973912)

That was hilarious!!

Name: Aston Martin DB five-double-o:uncontrol

No...! :D
If the branding is Mahindra it should be Martino. Remember, all M&M models have name ending with a O. And if they retain the Aston Martin name, they will add 'by Mahindra'.

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Originally Posted by speedmiester (Post 2973187)

Height of customer service!!!! lol:

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Originally Posted by carzone (Post 2973195)

That was one of the best till date! Pure ROFL

Have you ever seen the Team-BHP system emails? Say, the birthday email?

Atleast one person has replied to that email saying:

"Hi Keep Revvin'" :)

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Originally Posted by GTO (Post 2974110)

Have you ever seen the Team-BHP system emails? Say, the birthday email?

Atleast one person has replied to that email saying:

"Hi Keep Revvin'" :)

I'm sure in this case he would have assumed the handle as "Keep Revvin" (and no that person was not me ;). It still can't beat Shameful.

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Originally Posted by Rufus_M (Post 2968954)

All new series of Rajnikanth:

Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s
energy;
and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy!

Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but
Einstein died watching that, since Light came second!!
:-D

These two are seriously innovative :uncontrol

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Originally Posted by amitoj (Post 2967984)

GARDEN SNAKES CAN BE DANGEROUS...

And that's when he shot her.

HAHAHAHA, comedy of catastrophic errors

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Originally Posted by ninjatalli (Post 2967184)

Song of a recent to-be-released Akshay Kumar movie.

Sorry, this can not be translated.
Damn, I can't do this any longer lol:

Dude, you are too good at translations, man I hear this played everyday in my gym!

Cheers!

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Originally Posted by speedmiester

Height of customer service!!!! lol:

Customer care services of Our Telcos have also similar standard of service. The jerks manning their so called helpline simply can't read or understand simple English.

I hope this has not been posted before, but i wont be surprised if it has:

A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy his wife a new car. She curtly declines his offer by saying, "That's not quite what I had in mind."

Frantically he offers her a new house. Again she rejects his offer, "That's not quite what I had in mind."

Curious, he asks: "What did you have in mind?"

She retorts, "I'd like a divorce."

He answers, "I hadn't planned on spending quite that much."