[sa_kiran]

An Internet wisdom for Mallya:
Looking at the plight of his airlines, Mallya should leave Force India and be a part of Vettel's pit crew. Because Red Bull gives you wings.

[shankar.balan]

Originally Posted by sa_kiran

An Internet wisdom for Mallya:
Looking at the plight of his airlines, Mallya should leave Force India and be a part of Vettel's pit crew. Because Red Bull gives you wings.

Not quite the done thing to kick a man who is down.....

[Tejas@perioimpl]

Coming to KF's financial turmoil, here's the 2013 KF calendar sneak preview:

[IronH4WK]

Originally Posted by shankar.balan

Not quite the done thing to kick a man who is down.....

down? Mallya? when KFA is in trouble and the employees have not been paid their salaries since March he's abroad shooting calendar girls.

[Farukh]

Originally Posted by Tejas@perioimpl

You can EAT as much as you want
But you cannot just SHEET!!

A true gem!

Rightly said Hotel California will never be the same

[rajeev k]

Rules being framed for sunroof glass opacity percentage; strict No on sun-films

[sa_kiran]

Originally Posted by shankar.balan

Not quite the done thing to kick a man who is down.....

Man who is down, how disgusting is it to sympathize with a fraud. I've heard of his fraudulent ways from senior banks for over 10 years, much before the airlines saga. He is just a playboy blowing away public money.

[Added_flavor]

Found this on Facebook

[mayankk]

Originally Posted by Added_flavor

Found this on Facebook

I'd rather have the car.

[nirmaljusdoit]

Originally Posted by IronH4WK

down? Mallya? when KFA is in trouble and the employees have not been paid their salaries since March he's abroad shooting calendar girls.

Totally agree, he as the owner he needs to be accountable and not be missing from meeting with his employees, rather hes away on joyrides on his private jet !

His spoilt brat also needs a lesson in management & social responsibility, what with him busy shooting the KF babes calendar and shamelessly tweeting about it, while the airline is in deep trouble !


Tejas - great one

[selfdrive]

Originally Posted by nirmaljusdoit

Totally agree, he as the owner he needs to be accountable and not be missing from meeting with his employees, rather hes away on joyrides on his private jet !

Read in the newspaper today that his employees are (I think he is) worried that if he flies back to India his airplane might be taken away. Maybe that is why he is not returning?

Some real tweets and activities of his son are ribticklers:
- He is apparently training to be an actor.
- Tweet #1: playing beach volleyball with KF models, no wonder people are jealous of me
- Tweet #2: nothing beats the 5pm pub rush in London. wonder why I ever left.

Poor little rich brat does not get that people are probably mad at him blowing away money like this when their employees have not been paid in months. The modern day Marie Antoinette?

[sa_kiran]

Aman enters heaven and sees a huge wall full of clocks He asks an angel.

"What are these for?"

"These are Lie Clocks, every person has Lie Clock. Whenever you lie on earth. the clock moves." the angel says.

The man points to a static clock and asks. "Whose clock is this?"

"It's Vivekananda's. lt's never moved, shows that he never told a lie." says the angel.

The curious man asks. "where do you have the Indian politician's clock?"

The angel replies: "That's kept in our office. We use it as a table fan"

[k_nitin_r]

Originally Posted by sa_kiran

An Internet wisdom for Mallya:
Looking at the plight of his airlines, Mallya should leave Force India and be a part of Vettel's pit crew. Because Red Bull gives you wings.

A few weeks ago, I saw the shortest piece of humor on Twitter in the name of an Indian businessman:
"Vijay, Maal-laya?"

No offense intended to the businessman, just re-posting what I found online.

[Sarvodaya]

Originally Posted by sa_kiran

He is just a playboy blowing away public money.

Sir, whatever may be the Case, it is not wise to point a finger in Public and comment on Forums. Let all of us keep Team-Bhp clean of such comments.

[sa_kiran]

Bhagwan: Main prasann hun, mannat maango
Bhakt: Please mujhe phir se unmariied kar dijiye
Bhagwa: Beta mannat maango, jannat nahin :-)

English translation
God: I'm happy, ask for a boon
Devotee: Please make me unmarried again
God: My son, ask for boon, not heaven :-)
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