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Rajnikanth - New series
- Rajnikant was shot today, Tomorrow is the bullets funeral.
- Rajanikant can draw a straight line with a compass.
- Rajanikant knows who let the dogs out.
- Rajani's pulse is measured in Richter Scale.
- The new rupee symbol is Rajanikant's Signature.
- Rajanikant has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house.
- Rajanikant is the secret of Boost's energy; and Complan is a Rajanikant boy.
- Rajanikant participated in 100 mts race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that coz light came second.
- Rajnikant killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'.
- When Rajani was a student, teachers used to bunk classes.
- Intel's new ad: Rajanikant Inside
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Originally Posted by Fillmore
(Post 2824095)
- Rajnikant killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'. |
WFi! WiFi! (Read as waah waah)
"Markets and Rupee have recovered a little. Petrol prices have been lowered. They are making it appear as if Pranab Mukherjee was the only problem."
-Faking News :D
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Originally Posted by speed kills "Markets and Rupee have recovered a little. Petrol prices have been lowered. They are making it appear as if Pranab Mukherjee was the only problem."
-Faking News :D |
Or it shows that Man Mohan Singh as PM does not have any control over his ministers
Not a joke but a Fact of Life (from FB)
If we dont do anything, In few years, even the bare bones bird will be butchered by our netas.
Apparently, this is very well known, and also developed into a book.
Don't know if this has been posted here before. Read this on FB.
"The fall in Rupee is actually a revenge by "Dollar" and "Euro". We made underwear brands out of them.." :uncontrol
Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Bill Maher is predicting future news...
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Originally Posted by abhijeetsng
(Post 2826868)
Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!! |
Are you sure, now a days they can have a wife and also a child:).
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Originally Posted by swarnava.m
(Post 2825625)
Don't know if this has been posted here before. Read this on FB.
"The fall in Rupee is actually a revenge by "Dollar" and "Euro". We made underwear brands out of them.." |
Did not know these brands, I would have bought hordes of them.
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Originally Posted by dockap
(Post 2828537)
Are you sure, now a days they can have a wife and also a child. |
rl:rl:
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Originally Posted by speed kills
(Post 2824273)
"Markets and Rupee have recovered a little. Petrol prices have been lowered. They are making it appear as if Pranab Mukherjee was the only problem."
-Faking News :D |
Well, I was reading a article yesterday on how it is a norm among the ruling political parties to throw out their NPA's (non-performing assets) as governor of states which would practically end their political life.
The same happened with Pranab da. The joke above seems to be true, and I hope Congress too realises the same, that Pranab da was the issue with economy .But being Pranab da, he could only be decorated as President of India.
I wish him all the best:Frustrati
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This is an intelligent one. With sarcasm at its core!
Translated to English:
A relative of Gandhiji was booked for murder. The relative went up to Gandhiji and said that he is not guilty. And that, Gandhiji should do something to save him.
So Gandhiji himself fought the case and won it for the relative.
Elated with the result, this relative asked Gandhiji, now you are here to save the innocents, but who is going to do that after your demise?
Gandhiji replied, "currency notes, which carry my photo."
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