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^^ Ok, it's quite obvious who the IT folks around here are :D:D

Missed the edit window in the prevoius post.



Here's one.
this guy seems to have a Jeep on his shoulder.....lol:

Mayank- I know people who actually compose office mails like that :D:D

Epic stuff- made my Friday!

Wedding Speech from Girl to her in Laws:

"My dear new Family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new house... Firstly I must tell you that my presence here should not change your life routines.
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Those who used to do the Laundry must keep on doing it...
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Those Cooking must keep Cooking...
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Those Cleaning must keep Cleaning...
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Ill not disturb anybody's routine...So far as I am concerned, I am here only to eat BUN, have FUN & entertain your SON.. !

Beautiful... Really enjoyed. Will definitely:thumbs up share.

Here is one, I come-across on FB.

An angry wife to her husband on phone:
"Where the hell are you ...?"
HUSBAND: Darling you remember that jewellery shop where you saw the diamond necklace n totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and I said "baby it'll be yours 1 day”
Wife: with a smile & blushing: Yeah I remember that my love!
Husband: I am in the pub just next to that shop

:DWhat happens after half time :D

In order to make India win, if we can "tilt" the ground. In second half, we may very well be able to rotate the earth as well!! :uncontrol

The human race is nothing if not adaptable - just as well, in this ever changing world. Consider a traveller journeying on horseback. Previously, if the horse died, tradition wisdom suggested dismounting and continuing on foot. But in today's corporate world with its heavy investment costs, not to mention demands of shareholders, other strategies have to be explored. For instance:

• Buy a bigger heavier whip
• Threaten the horse with dismissal
• Change the rider
• Go on a fact-finding mission to see how other companies use their dead horses
• Sub-contract another company to ride the dead horse
• Appoint a committee to investigate if lighter/heavier/taller/shorter riders would enhance the horse's performance
• Hire expensive outside consultants to try and bring the horse back to life
• Donate the horse to charity and deduct its original cost in full
• Point out that, as the overheads are now lower, the horse performs better since it died
• Promote it to a managerial position

When a married man says "I'll think about it"
What he really means that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet..

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!!
:uncontrol

I don't remember if I posted this here. If yes, please excuse me.
This happened in 2008. Our Procurement Engineer requested for a quote to hire a boat from a company over phone. He was explaining our company name to the other person over phone as BEFESA infrastructure India P Limited. Obviously, he was struggling to explain the name and what we received clearly showed the difficulty. Check out the attachment.

I dont know, kinda reminded me of "gangs of wasseypur"......

Modern Dhamki



Teacher : Beta tumhare test ka result aa gaya hai (Son, your test results have come)

Kal apne parents ko school lekar aa rahe ho ya facebook pe result post karake tumhare mummy papa ko TAG kar du!! (Will you bring your parents tomorrow to school or shall I post the results on facebook and tag them?)