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Cheers!

Vinu

LOLZ, Simply hilarious -

Found this on FB clap:

A woman filed a case against a hospital stating that after treatment, her husband had lost interest in her.

DOCTORS response: We just corrected his EYESIGHT!!! :uncontrol

This is where India stands a chance in winning matches! :D

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Originally Posted by dhanushs (Post 2816257)
This is where India stands a chance in winning matches! :D

I still doubt the chances. You forgot the second half of the match lol:

Ok, it's resolved. Leander plays with Bopanna. Bopanna plays with Mahesh, Mahesh plays with Sania. And Shoaib Malik plays with himself.

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Originally Posted by Durango Dude
Ok, it's resolved. Leander plays with Bopanna. Bopanna plays with Mahesh, Mahesh plays with Sania. And Shoaib Malik plays with himself.

Ha ha ha. Blighted lot of Prima Donna's eh? What ever happened to good ol' sport in its true sense?

Two engineering students meet on campus one day.The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?""Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'You can have anything you want!'""Good choice," says the first, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."

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Originally Posted by cpbopanna (Post 2816582)
Two engineering students meet on campus one day.

Come on !! don't insult engineers like that:D

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Originally Posted by Durango Dude (Post 2816545)
Ok, it's resolved. Leander plays with Bopanna. Bopanna plays with Mahesh, Mahesh plays with Sania. And Shoaib Malik plays with himself.

lol: funniest short line in a long time. I am going to share it.

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Originally Posted by Durango Dude (Post 2816545)
Ok, it's resolved. Leander plays with Bopanna. Bopanna plays with Mahesh, Mahesh plays with Sania. And Shoaib Malik plays with himself.

Good one Dude.
Now being out of Pakistan cricket team, he has all the time for himself.:D

When egypt was busy building pyramids these guys were teaching ppl how to pass HSC !!! :D


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Originally Posted by dar3dev|l (Post 2816994)
When egypt was busy building pyramids these guys were teaching ppl how to pass HSC !!! :D


Probably they meant number of teachers X numbers students X number of coaching hours in years. :-D

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Originally Posted by SupratikDebnath (Post 2817122)
Probably they meant number of teachers X numbers students X number of coaching hours in years. :-D

Its the cumulative of the total years of experience of all the teachers.
I remember once in DU one consultant decided this may be a good figure to throw around.
He stopped counting after 10k, seemd like a futile exercise......:D


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