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A penguin walks into a store and asks the teller, "Do you have any grapes?" "No." He replies. This same thing happens the next day. On the third day the teller replies," No, and if you come No, No, and if you come in asking for grapes again I will nail your flippers to the floor!" On the next the penguin walks in and asks," Got any nails? "No." Replies the teller. "Got any grapes!" The penguin asks!

A man walks into a restaurant and growls at the maitre d', "Do you serve crabs here?" the maitre d' responds "We serve anyone. Have a seat sir."

A truckdriver saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over."No problem, Father! IĖll give you a lift. Climb in the truck." The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back away, narrowly missing the lawyer. But even though he was sure he missed the lawyer he still heard a loud "THUMP". He glanced in his mirrors and when he didnĖt see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "IĖm sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer." "ThatĖs okay," replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"

The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young student confidently. "Means carrying a child."

Spotted this at a construction site in Bangalore:D..affordable BMW

This is not the scene from any hostel, but from a Railways Sleeper Coach. When I used to stay in a hostel, we had extension boards/spike strips, and it was the survival (of mobile's battery) of the most cunning :D

... Those videos! Don't miss those video clips too :D

I cant believe he left out IM.
:D

Looks more like the inside of a railway coach! Not that the situation you described isn't true :) I wonder how the socket manages to keep up with the demand.

No wonder he got them all wrong. Those are thrash bands not heavy metal! :D:D

Its dated 1992; wonder if its been dug out from some archive!
No comments about his taste or lack of it. Purely subjective :)

How do you get spare parts for a Fiat?
Just follow another Fiat car around.


What's the difference between a Fiat and a Jehovah's Witness?
You can close the door on a Jehovah's Witness.


When should you do the first oil change on a Fiat?
When it gets to 50,000 miles or -- in other words -- never.


Have you seen the latest Fiat anti-theft device?
They enlarged the "Fiat" logo.


What occupies the last six pages of the Fiat owner's manual?
The bus and train timetables so you can find your way home.


How can you get a Fiat to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff./


A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap
for my Fiat."
The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."


How do you make a Fiat go faster?
Tell the tow truck driver to speed up.


What do you call a Fiat on a hilltop?
A miracle.


What do you call Two Fiats on a hilltop?
Science fiction.


What do you call Three Fiats on a hilltop?
A funny place to build a Fiat factory.


FIAT - Fix It Again Tony
FIAT - Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights
FIAT - Fine If Abarth Tuned


Why fiat drivers do not greet each other in the afternoon?
Because they already met each other in the morning at the dealers garage....



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Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.


The Italian Customs agent stops them and says, "It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro."


"What do you mean it's illegal?" ask the Englishmen.


"Quattro means four," replies the Italian official.


"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retort disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons."


"You can't pull that one on me," replies the Italian customs agent. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."


The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over—I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"


"Sorry," responds the Italian official, "he can't come. He's busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

Ahh well so true :D

:uncontrol
Geez, I haven't laughed so hard in ages!!!!

But, you gotta put up a Geek warning otherwise people will be wondering what the hell is so funny!
Plus, I dont think an explanation will convey anything.

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Cheers!
Irish :)

Guys, he just got the Big Four together :D

Nice one on Fiat and C with classes. There is no Thanks button on jokes thread?

So true, aint this?
:)

Hi mate, go through this.