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Actual pic in my office-canteen notice board...

BANGALORE guys - if interested please contact this person, however funny the ad may be!! (not masking for prospective pet owners)

A mother and son were doing the dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.

Suddenly there was a loud crash of braking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.

Daughter - Its Mommy!
Father - How do you know?
Daughter - She didnt say anything

How on Earth a Team BHPian can forget Registration Charges applicable on vehicles which is paid by all of us.:D
BTW this is not a joke but a harsh reality for all of us.

Note from the Team-BHP Support Team: Please avoid quoting a lengthy post as it inconveniences our mobile and small screen users. Thanks!

Must be owned by some carpenter :D

Power cut Special: from Tamil Nadu


Who knows when the power will be back in our area ?
a) I do not know. b) You do not know c) EB does not know c) No one knows.
"You can also win 1 crore"



(Ordinary Man) Is he a beggar or am I a beggar ?
(Beggar) I have 24 hrs current Sir. So I am a rich man. I can hear your mind voice.





(Monkey) Why does this town need a light when it does not have Power ?

Eco-friendly zero-emissions Ambulance.lol:

This is really a sorry state of affair. Imagine plight of patient who is in severe pain, to reach hospital that slowly.

Actually, cows are one of the major contributors of the green house gas methane. So neither is it eco friendly and nor zero emission!

Great Chinese English :uncontrol A caution note in one of the international store in China

The Haircut

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father
as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up
from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut.
Then we'll talk about the car."
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer,
and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up
and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm
disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've
noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the
Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence
that Jesus had long hair."


(You're going to love the Dad's reply!)




"Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"

In India one can get almost everything almost anywhere.lol:

Tyres are a dead giveaway.Rubber would certainly decompose in all these years

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For Students:

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My first post on Team BHP...

The great Indian Jugaad...

(dont know if this was posted here before... Courtesy FB)