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Quote:

Originally Posted by sameerg001 (Post 2697907)
Boyfriend: Can we have a battle of intelligence between us?
Girlfriend: No thanks, I don't fight an unarmed person.

Cheers
Sameer

It would be more fun if were the other way round. ;)

Whole country is obsessed by this:
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Careful driving gone bad
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Ferrari ki Sawari
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India's first bus to Singapore
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Any guesses :D ?
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Source: Email forward

Quote:

Originally Posted by rahul_sinha (Post 2698846)
Careful driving gone bad
Attachment 895513

And this one is photoshopped.

Text author - self :D

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Translation - Sehwag - Today you must be very happy
Kohli - Blush!

Dhoni -Thanks mate, I am very happy because of you

Kohli - But Sehwag Isn't!
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Malya - Mate you are expert in staying on field, please give some tips to me as well, it will help kingfisher too.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluevolt
Text author - self :D

Translation please! :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klub Class (Post 2699024)
Translation please! :D

done, but it is more humorous in Hindi IMO :D

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SOYA BEAN

First, everyone please say irshaad, irshaad..

Now, here goes..

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Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
"1 is neither composite nor prime"





Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist....
My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...





yuh khamosh reh kar tadpogi kabtak....
Cameraman Ashok ke saath Deepak Chaurasia AAJ TAK..





mehangai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki bhar sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...





Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...





Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
"BASANTI in kutton ke samne mat nachna...."





Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
"itni shakti hamen dena daata "





Emotional Shayari…
Arz kiya hai…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
A for Apple B for Banana…
WAH WAH…!!





Kal tak thee jo meri present… Aaj ho gayee hai past…
Kal tak thee jo meri present… Aaj ho gayee hai past…
Offer valid till stocks last..





Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"





Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
Asali masale sach sach --MDH.....MDH ...!





A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......
can u guess why??? ????
he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!!





Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter :D :D

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MODS : is there ANY way I can "like" this post?? This is by far the best non-sense I have seen in ages! hehe

Quote:

Originally Posted by libranof1987 (Post 2699205)
First, everyone please say irshaad, irshaad..

Now, here goes..

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Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
"1 is neither composite nor prime"
----------------------SNIP---------------------------
Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter :D :D

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MODS : is there ANY way I can "like" this post?? This is by far the best non-sense I have seen in ages! hehe


HOLY!!!
I tried boss, but i did laugh out quite loud there!!
even tried pinching my mouth shut!!!
:Cheering::Cheering:

Today's generation :D Source - Facebook

I see no difference between politicians and diapers. Both have to be changed frequently and for the same reason. :P

Before and After Kohli attack

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World no.1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anand123 (Post 2699138)
Smile Please.....:uncontrol......:uncontrol.......

The second part of the story is even better when it shows him actually clicking pics of a foreigner behind :Frustrati

Physics Teacher: What is this measurable unit "µ" called?
Engineer: Torrent.

Any confusions regarding Pilot & Auto Pilot?

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What a shelter?

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Save Energy

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Hitech Shave

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What a way to propose?

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Cheers!
Irish :)

A nice place to have a "Mahila Mandal" meeting


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