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Good God! Now we may witness a new kind of 'Condoring.' All the best Bluevolt!:D

Q: What is the difference between a woman's argument and a knife? :confused:

A: The knife has a point. :p

I think only this is enough for the man to be the happiest! :D

The pic says it all :D

After multiple attempts to get the customer service representative on the phone to understand his name, Mr. Appappa decided to spell it out.

"A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—"

The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea Sir," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."

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At a clothing store, a customer asked the sales representative to help her pick out a tie that would make her husband’s blue eyes stand out.

Ma'am, he explained, any tie will make blue eyes stand out if you tie it tight enough. :)

Tale of Tickets



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How true is this :uncontrol :uncontrol
(No offense to fellow enthusiasts)

Nop, not at all! But you just got Condored & Irished! :D

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2691246

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2691541

Ever thought of the relation between Love and Exam? :)

I am so sorry for him, today he got a chance to score a century and that too as a bowler.



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Malinga: Why this Kohli Kohli Di??

Kohli: One Tight Slap (Dobara Mat Poochna)

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Malinga's Blackberry Pin: 264444

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Indian Cricket Team is like a Rocket..It does not Fire Off until it's tail is on Fire.

On similar lines - - Sorry Nascar fans :p

Show-Lay and Film-affair awards

Well, one of the most reputed skin and venereal disease specialists in my town has this on his sign board " SKIN AND SEXUALLY SPECIALIST":Shockked:

Cheers!
Irish :)