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Mr. Bean's daughter
A Journalist to a Doctor of a Mental Hospital: "How do you determine whether to admit a patient or not?"
Doctor: "Well, we first fill a Bathtub with water till the top. Then give a Teaspoon, a Glass & a Bucket to the patient & ask him / her to empty the Bathtub."
Journalist: "Obviously a Normal Person would use a BUCKET because it's Bigger!"
Doctor: "No you Stupid, a Normal Person would Pull the DRAIN PLUG!
Admit this Idiot in Ward No. 39.
A Beety Ricksha
Found this one on facebook!
Is there any guy who has not done this :D
This is what has literally happened to the airline :D
Q : Who was Che Guevara's son?
A : Saat Guevara.
I did not know where to put this in, but this thread seems quite apt.
Man shells out 45K for scooter, 12 lakh for VIP number plate :Shockked:
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And people say India is a poor country lol:
Nirmal Jain of IIFL on CNBC-TV18
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Q. How do you make a million in aviation sector?
A. Start with a billion.
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Originally Posted by speedmiester I did not know where to put this in, but this thread seems quite apt.
Man shells out 45K for scooter, 12 lakh for VIP number plate :Shockked: Article Window
And people say India is a poor country lol:
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That's plain ridiculous! I seriously don't understand the huge disparity in VIP number pricing policy and allotment process across different states. The same number can be had at a fraction of the cost in many states.
PS: Take a look at this
http://www.mahatranscom.in/viplist.aspx It costs only 5,000 Bucks for the same number in Maharashtra.
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Originally Posted by speedmiester
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I did not know where to put this in, but this thread seems quite apt.
Man shells out 45K for scooter, 12 lakh for VIP number plate :Shockked: Article Window
And people say India is a poor country lol:
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Awesome!!
And the report says the guy bidding against him was getting it for his brand new mercedes, and got beaten by 2 Lacs!!
His face after he finds out/has found its for the guys scooter...Thatll be the picture of teh century!!
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She ought to have glasses as well, Irma Gobb (his girlfriend) :uncontrol
Classes are going to be started for men and women (separately) by a leading NGO :)
CLASSES FOR WOMEN!
Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier:
Where No Woman Has Gone Before
Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking:
Making Deposits
Topic 3. Parties:
Going Without New Outfits
Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette:
Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
Topic 5. Communication Skills I:
Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
Topic 6. Communication Skills II:
Getting What you Want Without Nagging
Topic 7. Driving a Car Safely:
A Skill You CAN Acquire
Topic 8. Telephone Skills:
How to Hang Up
Topic 9. Advanced Parking:
Backing Into a Space
Topic 10. Cooking III:
How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
Topic 11. Classic Footwear:
Wearing Shoes You Already Have
Topic 12. Oil and Petrol:
Your Car Needs Both
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
Evening classes for men. Starting this month!
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.
Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays.
Step by step with slide presentation.
Topic 2. Toilet paper rolls: do they grow on the holders?
Round-table discussion.
Topic 3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink?
Examples on video.
Topic 5. Loss of identity: losing control of the TV remote...
Helpline and support groups.
Topic 6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open forum.
Topic 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and audio tape.
Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost.
Real-life testimonials.
Topic 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?
Driving simulation.
Topic 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role playing.
Topic 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
Topic 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
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