The Official Joke thread

mjumrani · 14th February 2012, 19:23

Something from a forwarded mail in office,

What is Tension?
A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital.
Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’
THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED.
You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’
Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’
YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.
Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father.
EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.
Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, “At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those?”
THIS IS REAL TENSION.

SPIKE ARRESTOR · 14th February 2012, 20:23

Found this on FB -

Can view more here - https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?...8677309&type=3

Spike

anjan_c2007 · 14th February 2012, 20:55

[quote=bluevolt;2679484]iSuicide Application... :/

Attachment 887454

What the mobile foretells ? Wish Veeru had one of these in Sholay.

Anand123 · 14th February 2012, 21:34

Smart Boy (or Girl?)

royalcruiser · 14th February 2012, 22:12

Genelia is most lucky to be married in to Ritesh - after all she has an *Adarsh* sasur ji

bluevolt · 14th February 2012, 22:21

Okay. Okay. Okay. Aaalright.
Okay. Okay. Bye.
Okay. Bye. Okay. Han. Han.
Thik hai.
Okay. Rakhun ?

???..

Poor husband on the phone with wife !

Scarlet_Rider · 15th February 2012, 14:27

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love.

(Belated) Happy Valentine's Day folks!!

mayankk · 15th February 2012, 14:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scarlet_Rider

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love.

(Belated) Happy Valentine's Day folks!!

Ha ha!
Good play on the original where it stopped working when you got to office!

Latheesh · 15th February 2012, 14:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayankk

Ha ha!
Good play on the original where it stopped working when you got to office!

May be because of office romance!!

@Scarlet_Rider - now tell us the truth!!

DWind · 15th February 2012, 14:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by m_upreti

From Chennai to Jaffana, Sri Lanka you have to circum navigate Srilanka

Google is right! That is because you need to take a Ferry from Nagapattinam to Colombo, which has to circumnavigate the island as palk strait is not navigable now.

bluevolt · 15th February 2012, 15:21

Adulteration

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Scarlet_Rider · 15th February 2012, 15:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayankk

Ha ha! Good play on the original where it stopped working when you got to office!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Latheesh

May be because of office romance!! @Scarlet_Rider - now tell us the truth!!

Truth is I am already married! Brain is not working properly hence remembered to post it today instead of yesterday!!

srishiva · 15th February 2012, 15:51

In the U.S, in telecom companies, there used to be a joke.
If you see a attractive woman, she should be a visitor.

Bad thing is I found that its applicable in India too :(

Latheesh · 15th February 2012, 15:51

Real life story - from my friend's FB:-)

Valentine's Day - 14-Feb-2012 Time 5.30 AM

Wife: Wish you a Happy Valentine's day dear

Husband: Shut your bloody mouth and sleep!!

NB: We are trying to get the latest development

Quote:

Originally Posted by srishiva

Bad thing is I found that its applicable in India too :(

It is applicable to one Metro City in India too :-)

Anand123 · 15th February 2012, 19:04

Smart Teacher...

14th February 2012, 19:23	#6586
mjumrani BHPian Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Does it matter. Posts: 501 Thanked: 770 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Something from a forwarded mail in office, What is Tension? A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital. Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’ THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED. You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’ Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’ YOU HAVE MORE TENSION. Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father. EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU. Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, “At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those?” THIS IS REAL TENSION.

14th February 2012, 20:23	#6587
SPIKE ARRESTOR Senior - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Germany Posts: 2,856 Thanked: 1,544 Times	IIT's Found this on FB - Can view more here - https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?...8677309&type=3 Spike

14th February 2012, 20:55	#6588
anjan_c2007 Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: India Posts: 8,510 Thanked: 21,755 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread [quote=bluevolt;2679484]iSuicide Application... :/ Attachment 887454 What the mobile foretells ? Wish Veeru had one of these in Sholay.

14th February 2012, 21:34	#6589
Anand123 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: KL-01 Posts: 2,306 Thanked: 5,307 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Smart Boy (or Girl?) Attached Thumbnails

14th February 2012, 22:12	#6590
royalcruiser BHPian Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 228 Thanked: 54 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Genelia is most lucky to be married in to Ritesh - after all she has an Adarsh sasur ji

14th February 2012, 22:21	#6591
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,275 Thanked: 3,476 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Okay. Okay. Okay. Aaalright. Okay. Okay. Bye. Okay. Bye. Okay. Han. Han. Thik hai. Okay. Rakhun ? ???.. Poor husband on the phone with wife !

15th February 2012, 14:27	#6592
Scarlet_Rider BHPian Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 851 Thanked: 1,747 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love. (Belated) Happy Valentine's Day folks!!

15th February 2012, 15:21	#6596
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,275 Thanked: 3,476 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Adulteration Karan/Arjun Tere Naam2

15th February 2012, 15:51	#6598
srishiva Senior - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 4,375 Thanked: 2,256 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread In the U.S, in telecom companies, there used to be a joke. If you see a attractive woman, she should be a visitor. Bad thing is I found that its applicable in India too :(

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