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Something from a forwarded mail in office,
What is Tension?
A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital.
Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’
THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED.
You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’
Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’
YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.
Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father.
EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.
Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, “At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those?”
THIS IS REAL TENSION.
[quote=bluevolt;2679484]iSuicide Application... :/
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What the mobile foretells ? Wish Veeru had one of these in Sholay.
Smart Boy (or Girl?) :D
Genelia is most lucky to be married in to Ritesh - after all she has an *Adarsh* sasur ji :)
Okay. Okay. Okay. Aaalright.
Okay. Okay. Bye.
Okay. Bye. Okay. Han. Han.
Thik hai.
Okay. Rakhun ?
???..
Poor husband on the phone with wife !
The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love. :D (Belated) Happy Valentine's Day folks!! :)
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Originally Posted by Scarlet_Rider The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love. :D (Belated) Happy Valentine's Day folks!! :)
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Ha ha!
Good play on the original where it stopped working when you got to office!
:)
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Originally Posted by mayankk
(Post 2681817)
Ha ha!
Good play on the original where it stopped working when you got to office!
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May be because of office romance!!:D
@Scarlet_Rider - now tell us the truth!!
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Originally Posted by m_upreti
(Post 2680654)
From Chennai to Jaffana, Sri Lanka you have to circum navigate Srilanka :Shockked:
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Google is right! That is because you need to take a Ferry from Nagapattinam to Colombo, which has to circumnavigate the island as palk strait is not navigable now.
Adulteration
Karan/Arjun
Tere Naam2
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Originally Posted by mayankk
(Post 2681817)
Ha ha! Good play on the original where it stopped working when you got to office!
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Originally Posted by Latheesh
(Post 2681833)
May be because of office romance!! @Scarlet_Rider - now tell us the truth!!
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Truth is I am already married! Brain is not working properly hence remembered to post it today instead of yesterday!! lol:
In the U.S, in telecom companies, there used to be a joke.
If you see a attractive woman, she should be a visitor.
Bad thing is I found that its applicable in India too :(
Real life story - from my friend's FB:-)
Valentine's Day - 14-Feb-2012 Time 5.30 AM
Wife: Wish you a Happy Valentine's day dear
Husband: Shut your bloody mouth and sleep!!
NB: We are trying to get the latest development
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Originally Posted by srishiva
(Post 2681916)
Bad thing is I found that its applicable in India too :(
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It is applicable to one Metro City in India too :-)
Smart Teacher... :uncontrol
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