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A boy was asked:
"What would U like to see
inside a beautiful girl...?"
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Awesome reply by the boy:
"My BABY" ♥
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Kanjoos opened a shop of sweets and gave an advertisement!!!!
"Helper is needed ; qualification High Diabetes"
Arranged marriage is a funny concept:
All your life you are taught not to talk to strangers; Suddenly you are asked to sleep with one... :uncontrol
Hope this has not been posted elsewhere on this thread!
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Originally Posted by mayankk
(Post 2672029)
Jensen button.
Just cant resist a party!
wait up, guys....ooh, wall!
(brazil, 03)
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This GP (Brazil 2003) was one of the dramatic & controversial GP races ever.
Horrible crashes & race was stopped @ 55th lap.
Utter confusion happened when announcing the winner.
First Jordan (Giancarlo Fisichella) thought they were the winners - Giancarlo Fisichella & his team had started the celebrations. His car caught fire in the pit garage just after finishing the race :uncontrol(race was stopped)
But on podium Kimi Raikonnen was announced as winner
3rd spot was left empty on the podium (crashed F Alonso was announced as 3rd place winner).
Only after several days, in court Jordan's Giancarlo Fisichella was announced the winner.
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Originally Posted by sushrutha
(Post 2672686)
This GP (Brazil 2003) was one of the dramatic & controversial GP races ever.
Horrible crashes & race was stopped @ 55th lap.
Utter confusion happened when announcing the winner.
First Jordan (Giancarlo Fisichella) thought they were the winners - Giancarlo Fisichella & his team had started the celebrations. His car caught fire in the pit garage just after finishing the race :uncontrol(race was stopped)
But on podium Kimi Raikonnen was announced as winner
3rd spot was left empty on the podium (crashed F Alonso was announced as 3rd place winner).
Only after several days, in court Jordan's Giancarlo Fisichella was announced the winner.
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:D
How about this for dancing?
same race!
VID_20120206_204039.mp4 - YouTube
Here's one I made up after the Blind Man's Rally:
We halted the car, realizing we were lost. While scratching our heads on how to get back on track, my wife has a brilliant idea. She rolls down the window and asks the cabbie on the side of the street: "Where is the speedbreaker 150mtrs from the last one we crossed?"
We live in a generation where
Deleting history is more important than Creating history...
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ACP PraduONE.
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Girl after accepting a Friend Request on Facebook: Hey do I know you??
Boy: Of course No... :-)
Girl- Then how you suppose to send me a Request??
Boy: Well you need not need to look in the mirror for this..!! Actually Facebook was Suggesting me too add you again and again on my page so just not to "HURT" Facebook..!! I Added you.
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Originally Posted by bluevolt
(Post 2672211)
A boy was asked:
"What would U like to see
inside a beautiful girl...?"
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Awesome reply by the boy:
"My BABY" ♥
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shd be more like "everything, but SURELY not MY baby" :D
3 Boys trying to propose a Girl
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1st Boy : I Can Sacrifice My Life For You..!!
Girl : Everybody Says The Same Thing
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2nd Boy : I Will Always Love You More Than Anyone Else..!!
Girl : Old Dialog..!!
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3rd Boy : I Will Deactivate My Facebook Account For You..!!
Girl : Really !! Wow !!
I Will Marry You..!!
What do you guys have to say about this :uncontrol
found these from facebook. Not sure whether these are posted before
Awesome pic of a submarine battle !!! :D
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Originally Posted by Unknownsatan
(Post 2673625)
Awesome pic of a submarine battle !!! :D
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Reminds me of a joke I heard long time back.
In a drawing class, a student goes to the teacher with a blank sheet of paper.
Teacher: What have you drawn?
Student: A picture of a dog eating bread
Teacher: Ok, where's the bread?
Student: The dog ate it!
Teacher: Ok, then where's the dog?
Student: Why should the dog hang around after eating bread? It went away.
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